Best Expiring Poems

Pardon me, I am aspiring
to some day be retiring,
but first I must be acquiring
a position. Though I’m not keen on perspiring
I admit I have been admiring
your benefits and employees’ attiring,
and since a salary I’m requiring,
and I trust you aren’t frequently firing,
and I promise not to...

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Searching for familiarity while peering through a curtain of disparity
Efforts in vein realizing that even the greatest things cause pain

No ill effects just wondering how anyone could ever expect the same
After experiencing perfection in match it seems impossible to catch

Attempts to replicate the feeling each...

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For the last fifteen years, I’ve gotten red in the face 
I could scream bloody murder every time I get it
I can’t believe that our congress can’t pass a law
to throw these people in jail if they don’t quit it

I have tried many times to...

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expiring experienced excited and enticed enthusiastic emus
extracted exact experimental explosives from exfoliated flues
exasperating exam-free extraterrestrial expedition views
extraordinary x-rayed exclamations exuding as clues....

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