Best Excellent Poems

*To fully appreciate this a person would have to be at least somewhat familiar with the movie: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"Dude, here's a heads up - ENTROPY BITES!" said Bill as he limped up to the table. "Waitress, coffee on the dark, please. Uh,...

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         Who Makes You Excellent
      

Those friends you have who are the silent seeds 
that have you bloom into the flower of a poet that
you...

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C-lassic
E-xcellent
L-ine
I-n
A-crostic

T-opic
H-as
A-mazing
X factor
T-o
E-ncourage
R-eaders

Topic: Birthday of Poetess Celia Thaxter (June 29)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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J-oyful
A-crostic
N-ote
I-n
C-elebrant's
E-xcellent

N-ame
E-mploys
R-ighteous
V-erse
E-xpressing
S-weetness

Topic: Birthday of Janice Nerves (July 31) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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She breezed into the hardware store in a cloud of Chanel No. 5. With her coiffured hair and upper-class accent she was not the usual type of customer that we were accustomed to.

“Can I help you madam” I asked

“I want some sex” she replied 

I...

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Revolutionary insight excelled
for forty days and forty nights.
Noah discovered what rain was;
Moses received God’s ten laws twice.
Josh and Caleb searched out the land;
Jesus triumphed o'er Satan's tests.
Goliath’s grand boasting accrued;
Elijah travelled in anguish.


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men of special means
the men of guantonimo
fathers and brothers...

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Excellent Executive

He is beginning to be one of the few
Be President ain't anything he won't do
And what we have heard of as of late
Insulted Hillary in great Empire State.

Not only that nonsense would do again
Still saying he had been born in Brooklyn
And wouldn't it really...

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An Excelente Balade of Charitie (“An Excellent Ballad of Charity”)
by Thomas Chatterton, age 17
modernization/translation by Michael R. Burch

As wroten bie the goode Prieste
Thomas Rowley 1464

In Virgynë the swelt'ring sun grew keen,
Then hot upon the meadows cast his ray;
The apple ruddied from its pallid green
And the...

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Let the strong bear the infirmities of the weak, for surely
Offenses will come, but those who love God's law will
Vanquish the reproaches after receiving then as venial,
Especially to those of the household of faith,
	till the weak become strong, because
An eye for an eye, a tooth...

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Sometimes in life's battles we can feel
 As if we are losing on every front
 family discord, business setbacks,
 can put a pessimistic spin on the way we look at life
 God can use our trials to work for are good
 In spite of the...

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I’m going to take some excellent advice
Some poets whose negativity is depressing
[Actually, it’s not going to be such a sacrifice
Negativity, I have long been suppressing.]

Some poets whose negativity is depressing
Can find so little to be uplifting about
Negativity, I have long been suppressing
Why read them if...

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Let us seek Him with a hosanna shout
Let us light up and show forth the light
For the glory shift moment is now upon us
As the atmosphere of heaven is aligned in a new way
Let the fragments tell a new story
For the Lord has ordered breakthrough...

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Sometimes life may be simple
Especially after you recovered from
A certain sickness
Being bedded too long is dull
Sickness makes you suffer and worry
Sickness is a burden to everyone
You find many things not meaningful
You have to rest for a further journey 
You have to regain energy on and...

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