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Condoms

Unisex sex protection in
Using condoms rubber 
Latex covering the *****
During sexual intercourse
Preventing to catch a sexually
Transmitted disease branding
Names of use trojan,lifestyles,
Magnums,ect a water proof
Holding in ejaculated semen
Condoms.
art
Form: ABC

Right To Life

Maybe, Jesus would have 
thought «Roses are red, violets are 
blue», if He 
had not been crucified

Or maybe, He would not had
asked «Father, forgive them for they don’t 
know what they’re doing!», if He
had not been betrayed

Maybe, many would have
lived much longer, if man with sane mind 
had not been obsessed 
with war, war, and more war

Or maybe, I would have 
grown «As lovely as a tree», if death
had never been mine 

for I, a blooming word, had a goal 
not to live life like sperm only minutes 
to an hour after being libidinously
ejaculated outside from one's sacredness
Form: Didactic

Paradise Lost Or Enterprise: the Bus Ride, the Vessel -- Itemized

caught short singly
one rainwrote morning in hyannisport
when snows a science
over iceroof and snowfloor beachsand and
eastersundaysun a milton shadow opportunity
opposite sleeping young and russetrocket cool
in ferriswheels of rococo chestnut hair
shortblack pleatedcotton skirt carouseling round creamcoffee legs
swinburne stretched in desert stockings slightly spread
hands lapclasped
nose artdeccoerect eyes razed marble monuments lips
just lips
chinachin touching down on a fire
work whitesilk blouse no ruffles
a plainsong of anti flesh skinquisitive
toes still and borne just like ejaculated popcorn
jacket buttered lemonleather
shoes pumps patented starbust bright
bag royal with umberous umbrella tossed
off about her
cottoncandybreasts roughly rippled by the rucked road to
go tunneling
not traveling
descartes launched in
parting
only a starspangledbanner thought
old Lucy Gray reserected
equated
transcribed for solitude
for nine hours bad road
© Dort James  Create an image from this poem.


New Years Day 2021

New year's day 2021

Disinclination regarding tradition
to make resolutions stance
adopted courtesy yours truly.

Though such proclamation
may smack of high treason
no matter convenience to season
and ideal time to leaven existence,
I discern no rhyme nor reason

to make a promise unable to keep
whereby only disappointment I reap
inducing tears whether awake or asleep,
thus Matthew Scott Harris utters nary a peep.

as he doth vigilantly creep
along the information superhighway
hooping to sow (sew) what he didst reap
re:pair so I can strut (wool ewe bull eve)
like a Mummer wannabe counting sheep
while he does sleep.

E'er since Pope Gregory XIII effectively
(furnished, generated, and
instituted his holy mojo)
introducing Gregorian calendar
approximately four hundred
thirty nine years ago
chroniclers of time - mostly
religious Norwegian farming bachelors
casually referred to brethren as bro

ejaculated (sometimes premature) invocations,
which echoed across
Lake Wobegon, said incantations
devout followers among populace
did likewise parrot and crow
generation after generation
whereupon enigmatic, dogmatic, charismatic
monk native to Burma
stoked one after another ego

artificial construct did ebb and flow
amazingly enough maintaining accuracy
with marginal probability of error
precision parsing seconds, minutes, hours...

would only tolerate absolute zero
variation regarding prediction
of weeks, months, years...
as sophistication of civilization did grow
allowing, enabling, and providing

jolly fellow bellowing ho... ho... ho
could make his round the world wide web
timely trek linkedin with timepiece
assembled with B Corporation approval.

certification of "social and
environmental performance"
a private certification of for-profit companies,
distinct from legal designation
as Benefit corporation.

The above plug an unsolicited commentary
regarding San Francisco, California
based eco friendly and socially conscious company
and recent employer of eldest daughter,
an engineering University of Pennsylvania alumna.
Form: Rhyme

Fecund Gamine Enthralls Seamen

A cupola shin, prickly dick creed, hoary 
 testes tossed, master baiting ova all eel trades
crossed the fecund Rubicon and ejaculated 
   olly olly oxen yawping, in utero seminal raids
with phallic coup d’etat that buck came vasocongested spades
lit torch, where hello kitty Ernst lee screeched 
   amidst Grafenberg tit parades
bumping uglies during four nuke key eight ting game 
where pinkish puckered two lips viz biological 
   Russian roulette played – birth control relegated as desuetude
   hotly contested fee conned, caved heat seminal blitzkrieg overlaid
bilging swamped, 
   whence olds eye goat ruff fused exiting nightshade
shy ham mull in, and gave way to blast ta cyst 
   vis a visa viz biological fertilization qua two plump milkmaids  
from inchoate seeds juiced beginning 
   to compress bladder re: lemonades 
per diem mother via umbilical cord fueling gestation, 
   where sonogram shows faint genetic threnody skein 
   perchance manifold jades 
nope – no fallacy when peppy thrust with sucks esse full feint 
   after thwarting objection against skin flute charmed thence invades 
which begot conception from chromosomal traits stitched 
   via jean S, and her faction of trumpeting handmaids 
whose fecund ditty began to feel swell as biological reproduction 
   showed no uterine back grades
as Tabula rasa In utero endured fusillades per what mother tubby ingested
sustenance promulgated noticeable womb dar full expansion fusillades 
of nutriments ordaining future health of progeny 
   riddling endless questions within the gallimaufry 
 discombobulated mental, physical fatigue enfilades 
   and spiritual state of momma me ya in tha family way, whereby baby blueprint an outcome as nano sized atomic bombshells scoured decades
to determine the ontological makeup from when the fluid dynamics 
   spelling impregnation since time immemorial and into the future cascades
artfully concatenating eminent grise immaculate kindred laminated with waxy substance i.e. vernix, though smooth 
   doth serve analogous to microscopic switch-blades.
Form:

Labor Yielded Lustrous Lovely Lass

our second of two lasses conceived 
sometimes within a blink
the exact moment auguring conception 
difficult to identify or pinpoint

whence seminal liquid 
ejaculated from a phallic chink
birth of second daughter thyself and spouse created 
while immersed in the coital drink

generally occurred during 
our naked lunch sans primal cop
yule la shun, via carousing with amorousness 
when a seminal dollop
of passion circa May 1998 that pregnant verity 
became definitive when the ultrasound
evinced a miniscule glop

pronounced by obstetrician and gynecologist 
with an impending due date 
yet unpredictable until the wife did evince 
a swelling abdominal area, an ordinary fate 

once pregnancy without doubt 
ascertained both of felt great
lee excited at prospect thee eldest 
would become “big” sister, 

which less than total devoted attention 
she would naturally hate 
upon begetting youngest punim 
indubitably saw her (Eden) irate

yet any jealousy temporarily deferred, offset 
and thwarted upon the birth
of Shana, whose anniversary 
she exited birth canal when a dearth

of being cocooned in the womb 
suddenly necessitated adjusting to life on Earth
when formerly inducing 
a bulge within the uterine hearth

and this papa nearly nineteen years 
wept tears of joyful delight
with a complete set of anatomical features, 
and gender as the girl found wife excite
head, cuz decision asper circumcision, 

a moot point re difficult conscience fight
club and prediction as per average adult height
of female progeny, number two found the sight
a biologically whipped miracle I held tight.
Form: Lyric


Her Voice Still Haunts It

I hear her calling tearing me 
In so many directions these sweet
Voices your voices my voices
Haunt me and I scream back at 
Them give me peace of mind in
Turmoil cause I still hear me utter
Letters composing poems disguised 
As your name whispers yesterday is not
Forgotten so I turn expecting your
Smile to greet me and it does so I reach
Out to touch your skin but it’s cold pictures 
Don’t keep me sane anymore cloud nine
Memories trigger tears I’ve begged myself 
Never reveal the secrets my eyes bleed sheer
And salty this manmade seawater crashes
Over my face so I fall to my knees offer
Prayers to Poseidon’s mother she won’t
Answer either so I scream louder awaken 
Myself from Hades’ slumber but I’ve begun
To rot already my heart powders dried blood
Through my veins cause I tried to slit my
Wrists again now I can’t even bleed enough to
End my life so I nightmare about your eyes again
This two woman lynching mob their nooses
Paint my neck red with gypsy curses on my first
Dead son holds his weeping mother as her husband
Is judged he sold my soul to God then stole it
Back and gave it to Satan’s angels their bounty
Was more ten ejaculated drops of gold no longer 
Pad-locked within your life giving vault heisted 
At my request a sin my voice calls it her
Voice still haunts it...  

To Be Continued...
Form:

Premium Member Wakey Wakey

Everyone sees
except the clown
eternal illusions
edged into oblivion
exposed
even old ladies laugh now and know
earmark of fool
ego bigger than a hallmark brain
egotistical mind ejaculated into space
eccentricity of ai caught red handed
embodiment of fraud
emotionless thief who steals the spotlight
empathy a pill he will never swallow
embezzling attention anyway he can
enchanted realms, he has been forbidden
encroaching on poetic graveyards, a sin
ears that hear, eyes that see
escape this villain, run for sanity

Recluse By Dint of Circumstance First Cell

He/him (ratty, scrawny, 
and tetchy ugly villain)   
scurried into dark recesses of hermitage
averse to cavort, frolic, inure himself
into the duplicitous schemes
capitalized, glorified, popularized

courtesy vanity of *****sapiens
lest imp of the pervert 
already sacrificed as renegade
hashtagged heretic condemned 
without merciful intervention
after being duped into capture 
subsequently broadcast viz TikTok,
when turncoat quasi nincompoop 

kook Harmet Harms 
kickstarted, ejaculated, and blurted
out hideaway of sought after perpetrator
to burn (no small potatoes) at stake,
but fortunately falsely accused
unbound against immolation 
and reprieve jumpstarted, issued, and hissed
eleventh hour granted clemency

commuted death penalty
criminal sentenced solitary isolation
rat infested dungeon 
housing convicted prisoner
ultimate crime and punishment
(decreed as non establishmentarian)
doled out after protracted proceedings
courtesy amazing graceful puffed dragon
unwittingly delivered merciful respite.

After being shackled hand and foot
then dragged into vermin infested cell
cowled ascetic (an exceptional escape artist) 
busied himself disentangling restraints
and suppressed giddiness
when successfully free. 

Off behind fake facade 
walled in imponderable bedrock
dark passageways tunneled off
into unsuspecting chamber of secrets,
whereby amateur (he) brewed 
exotic gaseous/ liquified potions
tumbled, gurgled, bubbled...
lethal skull and crossbones
labeled mixtures especially intriguing
adept alchemist expert
possessed sixth sense

intuitively discerning deadly
scorpion stinging poisons
abracadabra wizardry
magic spell cast
rendered, kindled, eased
tormentors severity relaxed 
spellbound granted salvation.

Hence busily engrossed at makeshift laboratory,
our mutual (of Omaha) friend
did potchke with vials; every now and again 
referencing ancient looking tome  
vaporous emissions served as smoke screen. 

Hands of father time
painstakingly elapsed amidst
flickr ring torchlight
grotesquely accentuating
exaggerating ferociously
pantomiming silhouettes courtesy
hungry skittering varmints
hurriedly scurrying to and fro.

A Quickie In the Kitchen

A quickie in the kitchen 
I’m quite a normal sort of person Ì do not steal and
only lie with passion. In the house, we lived in there
 were two flats on the second floor, a lady rented a
room and we shared the kitchen with her. Yes, it was
not a place where the middle classes cared to live. 
One day in the kitchen I was fifteen and kissed her
I put her face -down on the table lifted her left knee 
on a chair pulled her pants down and in it went like 
a knife in an over ripe melon I quickly ejaculated, 
a geyser of semen ran down her legs she burped ale  
 grabbed a kitchen towel- her own – drying her legs
 We did this every afternoon till my mother caught us 
in the act and hell broke loose. I fled to the communal
 bath-house which also had a swimming pool and stayed 
until closing time. At home mother sat reading, she 
looked up said I was disgusting. Five minutes longer she 
said as to herself and with that woman!

Paltry Credit Karma

Earned to date,
nee absolute zero
academic bankable bragging rites
explained arduous, horrendous, onerous
agonizing, heartbreaking,
nerve wracking travails

hamstringing, hijacking, hobbling...
maximization of potential
e'er since yours truly
begat when ma dada
fired off his johnny rotten sex pistol
handy dandy blues clues unsheathed

ejaculated gun - lobbed more'n blanks
scoring bullseye pregnant truth
discovered ex post facto
yoked target with egg sealant aim
conceived coe idle upstanding ovation
fusion formed diploid 
cell signifying zygote

activating, kickstarting, quickening
embryonic biological reproductive processes
intimating swell happening,
where linkedin rocketed payload
snookered triggered ultimately
yielded inchoate homunculus jackanapes

zapped out birth canal
ready for prime crying time
parturition players chemical romance loosed
yawping, writhing, tethering pipsqueak
full term newborn blasted,
the shocked monkey,

accompanied by archangel Peter Gabriel
trusty unnecessary dangling umbilical cord
obstetrician quickly severed
in utero air supply superfluous
initial gulps of oxygen
commenced fretful incessant laborious

ongoing ripsnorting unrelenting
said vicious trauma,
albeit begat courtesy
glommed deoxyribonucleic acid
mercilessly assailing psyche
metaphorically holding hostage

nee actually essentially cannibalizing
analogous to birthing simultaneous
diabolical identical twin doppelgänger
undermining since getco
proper holistic pursuits
evidenced when matriculating

learning fraught
shot thru with abysmal results
post high school
academic endeavors
evidenced by matriculation
without graduation incorporating

half dozen colleges/universities
earning measly grade point average
simultaneously accumulating
shoddy employment record
now saddled with unbridled

penuriousness - scratching out poetry
every now again
this brother grimm
writing endeavors feeble
becoming financially solvent.

Conceived In Sin -

Conceived In Sin - 
Cincinnati, Ohio
(most Up To Date Virgin)

Any attempt for fecund woman
to successfully counteract biologic
reproductive force to whit
deserves grudging testes
meant to garner at least tidbit
sans, ejaculated kudos (by Dickens),
where aborted squirt,
viz skin flute, gets writ

off as sad sack pit
tiff full seaman unwittingly spit
outside sought after vasocongestion
swollen phallic doth  intuit
thwarted down thrust trend,
where offspring of genetic
inheritance since Eve soffit
a dam nibble prickly outcome

braking abrupt copulation,
where half cocked drill bit
attempts to hit
bulls eye included with animalistic kit
and caboodle born toward illicit
propagation of species,
this indomitable overbearing gen nit
till foreplay to liberate dill lib writ
lee, pointedly and instinctually

continue human race,
where a bajillion threads did knit
world wide web steeped with lit
richer replete with orgiastic nit
tee gritty prurient details
recounting bacchanalian debauchery
nun such breakable classless habit
ah what a dog send to gift

and empower women to inhibit
unwanted pregnancy (of childbearing age)
equipped with superhuman heft quit,
while erect phallus unable to lyft
uber penetration, no doubt miffed,

especially in throbbing throes far drift
from coital provenance, one agitated fitbit
feeling royally screwed
particularly virility predicated
on loose sing penile glue stick 
within secrete slit.
Form: Bio

A Poet Is Amused

A Poet is Amused 
 
Now when we say good bye give me
a promise with your hands and lips
no, I didn`t mean an apple.
Object
Plutocrat
Advocate 
That has nothing to do with grammar.
Who said it did?
The first time I saw naked woman was a September night
she stood by the fire cleaning her private part 
soapy pubic hairs
overcome by desire, I ejaculated fell to the ground
in someone else’s garden.
Poets are like whores sell romantic poems and show
their filthy souls to anyone in need of a dream.
He goes to the nearest tavern and has a dram 
and doesn’t let grammar get into it only wishes to live
in a society that ban full stop and comma.
Form: Burlesque

Amelie Beth Harris Born December 1st Mcmlvii

Amelie Beth Harris - Born December 1st, MCMLVII

A bouncing baby girl did await,
asper occasion
     about nine months
     ex post facto,
     when vibrant parents
     eagerly did copulate
consigning thrifty
     mechanically engineered

     genes from Boyce Harris,
     and licensed 
     practical nursing traits,
     viz Harriet Harris
     which call of the wild
     to pro create,
sans the natural
     sequence of events

     destined to happen
     after first date
processes of biological
     reproduction didst emanate
delivered courtesy of UPS
     (United Pelican/ 
     Stork Service),
     who delivered bundle of joy

     to afore
     mentioned young couple
     at their designated residence
     in Patterson, New Jersey
     luck of the draw
     paired chromosomes,
     where resultant daughter
     matured into a great

     socially conscious 
     person genetically
     gifted her physiognomy
     with aesthetically
     pleasing physique,
     and during puberty
     bosom did amply inflate
racking up immediate late

tent of lads pulsating, quivering,
     and raging red bull
    stud ding, and drip
     ping with testosterone
approximately backtrack in time
(741 months, 3180.72 weeks
22265.04 days,
     534360.96 hours ago),

     when ejaculated slime
gave this sole jarring brother
     the reason for this rhyme
and served as "big sister"

     buffer in prime
merrily when yours truly,
     when my mere existence
     ranked (to mean
     bullies) as a crime.
Form: Elegy

Lamenting Life Lost Before

Lamenting Life Lost Before...
Last Rays Of Flickr Ring Candlelight

Approximately a dozen
orbitz around the Earth
(since mcmlix), the year
of my birth, an aversion
(stayin alive) constricted self worth

gripped (strong as strangling
choke hold), where 
even to this day 
(January 25th, 2019)
lx anniversaries marking birth

emotions of ambivalence directed at me,
and family of origin still career,
within psyche of Matthew Scott Harris -
less plain as day when prominent dearth
of attentiveness, compassion, empathy,

et cetera totally absent 
without leave, and dear
father, (who art not thou in heaven yet)
nsync with mother (long deceased)
vividly evinced sole son lack of mirth

(matter of fact gamut
of all feelings except despair)
vociferously ejaculated, viz non verbal
communication as if...spark of life
extinguished within mine shuttered hearth

lacking necessity to eat plus,
attend to personal care
spelled disaster (even impossible
for FEMA to aright)
psychological illness offshoots infected,

this entire body, asper blight
dulling that preschool boy with
his demeanor cheerily bright,
a pallor of gloominess enshrouded this lad
blocking, crushing, destroying... daylight

additionally quashing will power to fight
off thee mailer daemon, a deadly parasite
lodged evil doppelganger fought 
tooth and nail being  ostracized
throve to truncate more'n foresight,

considerably less self actualized versus
present pained realization, plus violent bent
evidenced by self starved
inflicted suicide, not gunfight
since parents opposed firearms,

anyway no matter, cuz height
of determination to perish (albeit
passive) exhibited pathetic might
effortlessly overwhelmed, since
corporeal defeated essence i.e. emaciated flesh light
as a feather defeated thru thine dada

decreed diktat, and
maternal instinctual millwright
both sets of chromosomes helping beget,
asper this scribe learning
late less a frayed
gripping ropes to play right.
Form: Bio

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