New Years Day 2021

New year's day 2021 Disinclination regarding tradition to make resolutions stance adopted courtesy yours truly. Though such proclamation may smack of high treason no matter convenience to season and ideal time to leaven existence, I discern no rhyme nor reason to make a promise unable to keep whereby only disappointment I reap inducing tears whether awake or asleep, thus Matthew Scott Harris utters nary a peep. as he doth vigilantly creep along the information superhighway hooping to sow (sew) what he didst reap re:pair so I can strut (wool ewe bull eve) like a Mummer wannabe counting sheep while he does sleep. E'er since Pope Gregory XIII effectively (furnished, generated, and instituted his holy mojo) introducing Gregorian calendar approximately four hundred thirty nine years ago chroniclers of time - mostly religious Norwegian farming bachelors casually referred to brethren as bro ejaculated (sometimes premature) invocations, which echoed across Lake Wobegon, said incantations devout followers among populace did likewise parrot and crow generation after generation whereupon enigmatic, dogmatic, charismatic monk native to Burma stoked one after another ego artificial construct did ebb and flow amazingly enough maintaining accuracy with marginal probability of error precision parsing seconds, minutes, hours... would only tolerate absolute zero variation regarding prediction of weeks, months, years... as sophistication of civilization did grow allowing, enabling, and providing jolly fellow bellowing ho... ho... ho could make his round the world wide web timely trek linkedin with timepiece assembled with B Corporation approval. certification of "social and environmental performance" a private certification of for-profit companies, distinct from legal designation as Benefit corporation. The above plug an unsolicited commentary regarding San Francisco, California based eco friendly and socially conscious company and recent employer of eldest daughter, an engineering University of Pennsylvania alumna.