Amelie Beth Harris Born December 1st Mcmlvii

Amelie Beth Harris - Born December 1st, MCMLVII A bouncing baby girl did await, asper occasion about nine months ex post facto, when vibrant parents eagerly did copulate consigning thrifty mechanically engineered genes from Boyce Harris, and licensed practical nursing traits, viz Harriet Harris which call of the wild to pro create, sans the natural sequence of events destined to happen after first date processes of biological reproduction didst emanate delivered courtesy of UPS (United Pelican/ Stork Service), who delivered bundle of joy to afore mentioned young couple at their designated residence in Patterson, New Jersey luck of the draw paired chromosomes, where resultant daughter matured into a great socially conscious person genetically gifted her physiognomy with aesthetically pleasing physique, and during puberty bosom did amply inflate racking up immediate late tent of lads pulsating, quivering, and raging red bull stud ding, and drip ping with testosterone approximately backtrack in time (741 months, 3180.72 weeks 22265.04 days, 534360.96 hours ago), when ejaculated slime gave this sole jarring brother the reason for this rhyme and served as "big sister" buffer in prime merrily when yours truly, when my mere existence ranked (to mean bullies) as a crime.