Best Egomaniac Poems

During their courting days into her limpid eyes he would gaze.
When in his arms his many charms set her very soul ablaze!
The sweet nothings once whispered when they would bill and coo,
Became table-thumping screaming matches once they said, "I Do!"

BEFORE:  My dearest one, you...

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Invisible chap
Bearded egomaniac
Probably not real...

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(All in fun, my friends!!!)


In spite of my charm and amazing good looks
There are things I want you to know
I don't wear undies on weekdays and Saturdays
Which leaves only Sundays to go

Undies sure inhibit my freedom of movement
While I strut up and down the mall
My...

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Tonight, I do not feel so saved,
I do not feel so good or right,
Tonight, I feel so close to death,
That pains in my heart do not bring me fright,
Tonight, I feel like a lost soul,
I can’t remember a single thing,
That might make some view me...

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Based on my consulting this year’s almanac    
June 30th being the best possible day for a BBQ out back
I sent out invitations to everyone, I didn’t hold back

There was the lumberjack, the nymphomaniac
The humpback, the hunchback and the hypochondriac
The kleptomaniac, the hemophiliac...

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Together, side by side,
Shoulder to shoulder,
One destination, one path,
Sparkles in our eyes
Winds in our hairs
Two hearts beating as one,
We walked a synchronized walk
At even pace, at an even tempo
Smiles on our lips
Under a brilliant blue sky
with warm spring sunshine
carrying us aloft 
on the wings of...

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Tempest is brewing the bridge overhead,
sways the strands of titanium on pillars of stone,
dusted in my fists like onyx beneath gold.

Crows circle the lonely woman in the desert,
as she crumbles they make quick like piranhas,
cadaver for a school class dressed in a shirt.

The leaves crunch...

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You I Have Found Horn Haiku

Besiege with prestige
Is an egomaniac
With no common sense.

Know someone like that
Feel uncomfortable around
Is hard to withstand.

Wall with a mirror
Containing an image of
Someone I do love.

Why should we give in
To any women and men
Who always will sin.

If my endeavor
Is always cute...

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In this life I have lived, always told to me while I was young try to excel in something for 
someone, or just yourself. 

My code and standard is a rigid one no one will come close to what I have done. 
 
Out of...

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But to seize the gold of your splintered sun,
must I move dreams across tables of trickery,
placed with forks of forgery and chalices of deceit,
cradling the dust of life and ticking truth,
slithering in silk among writhing serpents,
awaiting the stroke of midnight thorns?

And to confuse my patience...

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Come one come all! 
I invite you now to to the narcassisitc ball! 

A herd of manipulators will dominate this masquerade 
It will be a sight to see, get your ticket now and don’t be late. 

The theme of tonight’s event is sociopathic tendencies 
Preying...

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If Narcissus was around these days
Thank God that he is not
He would be very pleased to see
The following he’s got
Imagine him on Instagram
Or on Twitter, let’s assume
Do you perceive the immensity
Of the throng he’d have to groom?
He’d teach them about self-interest 
Their ego they’d adore
And...

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well it's obvious by now 13 millennia later
that they don't know who wrote the program
seems to be a mud wrestling match between 
the world of wish and the world of requirement
I always really meant to love you
is not much of a defense  in a...

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No one likes an egomaniac
      or welcomes pain in their sacroiliac

    And what kind of monomaniac
      enjoys a sudden heart attack

    Yet it's my opinion, if not established fact...

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The joke is on me
When I read that Starmer, when visiting Trump, had with him an invitation from the king of England, offering Trump dinner
I thought it was a joke, but it was true. Trump was flattered and accepted the invitation 
Of course, he is...

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