Best Dumper Poems

Theme for collaboration suggested by Tim Smith


Two enormous old toads crossed the road
On Tom’s back lounged Thomasina toad
Both are ugly and warty
Thomasina’s so naughty
As her bowels on his back she’d download

06-16-17

WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON

When Thomasina toad dumped on old Tom
He thought her poop explosion was...

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Some days are winners, others are not
The jury's still out but seems today's gone to pot
My mood's in the dumper
My world's split asunder
We've run out of java, my day is pure rot


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Douglas Dempster the Dumpster King
Hates to be called Doug Dumpster
But he's to blame if that's his name
Denying it is a real stumper.

Mashes the trash, burns it to ash,
Recycles all that's allowed;
A self-made man with a garbage can
That ought to make him proud.

Dougy Dumps whines and...

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Bumper Jumper Humper Dumper...

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"mathew" 6: 12-13
“and forgive us our debts”
(not only does a sheep get 3 squares a day,
but it is also believed that if one begs the
sky enough, one’s problems will just
wash away---this is to be the subsequent
consequence of ALL humans following
suit & getting down on four...

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people think i am lost in the essence of time
the machine in which i live makes the world change emotive colors
there are some who think that i left my smile in the bed with my personality
i am lost in a space where i sprayed febreze...

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If you're having a bad day
Check with Jack
Things not going your way
He's got the knack

If your life's filled with gloom
Check with Jack
If your heart's filled with doom
He's got the knack

If your life's in the dumper
Check with Jack
If each day's a bummer
He's got the knack

Can you...

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If you're having a bad day
Check in with Jack
Things not going your way
Check in with Jack

If your life's filled with gloom
Check in with Jack
If your heart's filled with doom
Check in with Jack

If your life's in the dumper
Check in with Jack
If each day's a bummer
Check in...

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It's seven in the morning
The sun's shining bright
What more could we ask
What a glorious sight

Sure great to be living
On old planet Earth
There's no greater feeling
Than a new day's birth

Some wake with a frown
With a miserable face
With all that we have
That's an utter disgrace

The one's that...

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In a bare field
hidden behind dense brush
There's a spot where people
cunningly come, dumping

their oversized trash.
Somehow word got out
years ago:
    mattresses, appliances, 
 

box springs; just about
anything one could perceive.
I often find myself there
in awe of this surreal collage.

A community collaboration;
sensational work of...

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never has complete denial 
torn a person up so much inside
(while doing its best to plaster
the charade of a smile
across a face)
as when someone 
agrees with a friend, a family member,
a coworker, or just some 
random stranger who might have the 
compassion
to listen to the...

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Some days are winners, others are not
Jury's out but seems things have gone to pot
My mood's in the dumper
My world's split asunder
We've run out of java, my day is pure rot...

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I had a neighbor, who had delusion,
Of being poisoned by his kith and kin;
His wife seemed to him lively illusion,
Her delicacies he threw in waste-bin;
Sharing sweets from friends seemed to him a sin,
Eateries could not content his hunger,
As he felt these are but poison dumper;
He...

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THREATENING CALLS MY ABUSIVE EX HUSBAND HIS MISTRESS JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY JAMAICAN DEALERS IN TAMPA I REPORTED THIS MADNESS TO THE FBI I HAD NO IDEA HOW FAR THIS WOULD GO MANIPULATION FEAR TO HOME INVASIONS JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY OBSESSED WITH MY POETRY...

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If you're having a bad day
Check with Jack
Things not going your way
He's got the knack

If your life's filled with gloom
Check with Jack
If your heart's filled with doom
He's got the knack

If your life's in the dumper
Check with Jack
If each day's a bummer
He's got the knack

Can you...

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