Best Dumper Poems

Theme for collaboration suggested by Tim Smith


Two enormous old toads crossed the road
On Tom’s back lounged Thomasina toad
Both are ugly and warty
Thomasina’s so naughty
As her...

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Some days are winners, others are not
The jury's still out but seems today's gone to pot
My mood's in the dumper
My world's split asunder
We've run out...

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Douglas Dempster the Dumpster King
Hates to be called Doug Dumpster
But he's to blame if that's his name
Denying it is a real stumper.

Mashes the trash, burns...

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"mathew" 6: 12-13
“and forgive us our debts”
(not only does a sheep get 3 squares a day,
but it is also believed that if one begs the
sky...

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people think i am lost in the essence of time
the machine in which i live makes the world change emotive colors
there are some who think...

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Bumper Jumper Humper Dumper...

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If you're having a bad day
Check with Jack
Things not going your way
He's got the knack

If your life's filled with gloom
Check with Jack
If your heart's filled...

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If you're having a bad day
Check in with Jack
Things not going your way
Check in with Jack

If your life's filled with gloom
Check in with Jack
If your...

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It's seven in the morning
The sun's shining bright
What more could we ask
What a glorious sight

Sure great to be living
On old planet Earth
There's no greater feeling
Than...

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In a bare field
hidden behind dense brush
There's a spot where people
cunningly come, dumping

their oversized trash.
Somehow word got out
years ago:
    mattresses, appliances, 
...

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never has complete denial 
torn a person up so much inside
(while doing its best to plaster
the charade of a smile
across a face)
as when someone 
agrees...

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Some days are winners, others are not
Jury's out but seems things have gone to pot
My mood's in the dumper
My world's split asunder
We've run out of...

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I had a neighbor, who had delusion,
Of being poisoned by his kith and kin;
His wife seemed to him lively illusion,
Her delicacies he threw in waste-bin;
Sharing...

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If you're having a bad day
Check with Jack
Things not going your way
He's got the knack

If your life's filled with gloom
Check with Jack
If your heart's filled...

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If you're having a bad day
Check with Jack
Things not going your way
He's got the knack

If your life's filled with gloom
Check with Jack
If your heart's filled...

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