Best Donut Poems
If I Were An Oscar Meyer DonutIf I were an Oscar Meyer donut
Living in a Pacific Island hut
I’d be sweet and sincere
And drink all your light beer
Scruffy beach bum sugar hair like a mutt....
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Categories:
donut, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Donut Day
It’s Donut Day in the USA
Forget the dieting for today
Sugary and sweet
And rough on one’s teeth
For just one day don’t fret o’er decay....
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Categories:
donut, desire, food,
Form:
Limerick
Donut HoleQuatret Poetry Soup contest
Who can describe Nothing?
Clue—it’s a little tricky to define.
For you see, Nothing is Something.
To disagree you should promptly decline.
If your notion is nothing is not anything,
That is somewhat asinine.
Take a donut hole for example.
Make sure my remarks sound snide.
Do...
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Categories:
donut, conflict, education,
Form:
Quatrain
Donut Shop JingleIt's worth the trip-you know that's true.
So have yourself a piping brew.
A rich and pleasing Columbian treasure.
No other coffee can quite measure.
Sure, I'll have a donut or two.
Glazed or cream filled-either will do.
Yet it's the coffee I come here for.
One cup leaves me wanting more.
Trickles...
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Categories:
donut, food, happy,
Form:
Couplet
Donut PeopleDonut People
Not all donut people are large or police or thieves
Nor are they thin, eating only greens and leaves and vitamins
Or exercising on the side of reasons muscularity
All this takes time to digest of course
Another hole, another donut down
Finding the criminal intent within is not...
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Categories:
donut, children, desire, food, fun,
Form:
Quatrain
A Donut a Small Price To PayIs the doughnut a small price to pay, for a man or woman who lays down their life for me and others every day. Is there no greater sacrifice than to lay down your life for another, why can't I look at law-enforcement as my...
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Categories:
donut, best friend,
Form:
Free verse
The Donut FableJack and Jane loved to go to good ol' grandma's house.
She always baked delicious things that taste good in your mouth.
Donuts were a specialty and both kids loved the taste
of sweet hot melting goodness...not a crumb to waste.
But Jack was a mischievous boy and just...
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Categories:
donut, childhood, children, grandmother, growing
Form:
Rhyme
The Unholy DonutThe Unholy Donut
Void, vacant, empty is my life
Of cream filled treasures
More value there than is the princess virgin
On Sunday where the need’s more urgent
After church and prayers
And rushing with a crashing passion speed
To donut shop with my craven need
Where is my cream filled donut...
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Categories:
donut, absence, feelings, fun, passion,
Form:
Rhyme
The Whole In the DonutThe Whole In The Donut
Nothing
Look deeper
Many souls have been lost here
At the stake of convenience
All that sugar
Has to go some where
Down through your esophagus
Into your kidneys
Then it's cancer
No wonder people are dying
Frantic consumers filled with...
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Categories:
donut, adventure, angel, anxiety, baptism,
Form:
Free verse
Donut ManRoses are red Violets are blue I don’t wanna be a donut just like you....
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Categories:
donut, 6th grade, america, anger,
Form:
An Opulent Donut Wears a SuitOpulence is not flatulence especially in a house. And onion peel is very useful for persuading a plant to float in a prism. It is often great to watch a pea boat sail past. Rather remarkable it is. Round swirling orb. The balancing of a...
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Categories:
donut, bible,
Form:
The Last Donut TemptationThe Last Donut Temptation
David J Walker
A thousand donut shops
Greet me on the street
I see them on the way
To anyone I meet
I smell their frier frying
I can tell their bakers bake
I see their cream puffs creaming
I see the cinnamon shake
I know their glazers...
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Categories:
donut, desire, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
One Donut To Sit UponOne donut, to sit upon,
surround the abdomen,
to sweeten the A1c; see
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Categories:
donut, food,
Form:
Shape
Loneliness Is a Stale DonutLoneliness is a stale donut
Forgotten and left in box
For how many days now?
How many days!
Takes as self-pity
Eating the donut it tastes like pain
And sickness rising in my throat
For I remain and the box I throw out...
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Categories:
donut, 9th grade, america, loneliness,
Form:
Free verse
A Donut's TaleHere's the true story of a beautiful girl.
How the sun shone on her every curl.
Like a proud oyster's flawless, crowning pearl,
she was admired from all around -
the sweetest angel in the town.
She was a ray of bright sunshine,
was good at...
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Categories:
donut, food, silly,
Form:
Rhyme