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Caren Krutsinger

If I Were An Oscar Meyer Donut

If I were an Oscar Meyer donut
Living in a Pacific Island hut
I’d be sweet and sincere
And drink all your light beer
Scruffy beach bum sugar hair like a mutt.

Copyright © Caren Krutsinger | Year Posted 2019

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Maurice Rigoler

December 20, 2019 at 7:32 PM

Not sure what thr last line means, Caren? Do you mean scruffy or sruffy? Maybe it's just a spelling mistake. Good limerick. / M

Caren Krutsinger

December 20, 2019 at 10:13 PM

I meant scruffy. Thank you for catching this! I must have skipped spell check!

December 20, 2019 at 12:34 PM

Oh bravo! Super limerick that has my sides splitting again.

Caren Krutsinger

December 20, 2019 at 2:37 PM

I am so glad you are reading my stuff today! Your comments have made my Friday so much better! And it was already good!

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