Best Ditched Poems

you’re always crawling
with a fixed petulant pout
go back to mummy!

Inspired by the youtube clip of Divine

4/6/18...

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Whoops! Yours truly almost ditched the missus...

Who nearly knocked me upside noggin
property of self anointed Unitarian sheikh
yea... of course by accident, 
nor lame excuse accepted
playing spontaneous hide-and-seek
game, and not exactly romantic technique

to allow, enable and provide sleek
move antithetical to marriage vows
but surefire guarantee
driving marriage to...

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