Best Dieting Poems
DietingThis year my belly started to grow,
So my goal was lose ten pounds or so,
After no bread or ales,
I then stood on the scales -
There’s only fifteen more pounds to go....
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Categories:
dieting, humor,
Form:
Limerick
After DietingAfter Dieting
Me, finally free
I’ve untied my hands
And let them explore
Greedily
Soft and rigid
Hard and pliable
Textures and smoothness,
Merge
Grabbing a succulent treat
My fingers grip
The lurid wrapper
Twist
I shovel the chocolate devil
Through parted lips
Madness consume me
A.D.
For Dahlink D Guzzo's contest...
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Categories:
dieting, food, funny,
Form:
Free verse
DietingDieting
sure enough
lost five pounds the first week
no money back
no money back the next 51 either
dr.slim getting rich
cold turkey
the only way to go on a diet
yes says dr. slim
but put it between two slices of bread
and you’re screwed
the world
is full of starving people
so...
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Categories:
dieting, humorous,
Form:
Tanka
Yo-Yo DietingSupposedly the ideal woman's measurements
Used to be 36-32-36
That's no longer reality which the fashion industry
Is finally starting to acknowledge
We're starting to see ads with a little heavier models
Because a recent study showed
That 63% of Americans are overweight
I'm definitely within that majority
Although I'm doing something about...
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Categories:
dieting, dedication,
Form:
Narrative
Yo-Yo DietingIs yo-yo dieting always inevitable
Is it apart of who we all are
Sure wish there was some magic way
Really this is totally bizarre
Winter months are usually toughest
We pack on the extra pounds
Must get dedicated with spring's arrival
It's really getting me down
To keep the pounds from coming...
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Categories:
dieting, change, dedication,
Form:
Quatrain
Dietingi cannot begin to say how grateful i am,
that you took me away to bring me back again,
what meant so much more that i could see,
was so conformed from reality,
it was a daze in a picture perfect world,
it was crumpets and donuts and it made...
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Categories:
dieting, allusion,
Form:
Rhyme
DietingWhat do I eat when I'm at the table.
I see lettuce, I see cheese and i see apples.
There are so many choices for me to make.
Its important for me to make the right one.
The best I can do is stop and think and realize that
I...
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Categories:
dieting, age, drink, encouraging, food,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Yo-Yo DietingThe supposedly ideal woman's measurements
Used to be 36-32-36
That's no longer reality which the fashion industry
It's finally starting to acknowledge
We're seeing ads with slightly heavier models
Because a recent study showed
That 63% of North Americans are overweight
I'm definitely within that majority
Although I'm doing something about it
Have been...
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Categories:
dieting, devotion,
Form:
Free verse
Dieting (Lyrics To Tune of Yesterday)Dieting. . How I wish my fat would go away,
But my love handles are here to stay
And so I just keep dieting.
Torturous. . . Not an inch lost since it was begun.
No reward for all the work I’ve done.
Oh, dieting is torturous.
Why...
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Categories:
dieting, parodyhate,
Form:
Light Verse
DietingShe counts her calories,
Reminders that even her hips
Can lie, as they lye quietly against
His leg, hesitant to breathe,
Soft as a kiss, yet longing to exhale,
Winds of respite from the calories,
Counted silently, amid
Vegetables and fruits, some fiber
Proteins in hues of solid colors,
Like a gesture to...
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Categories:
dieting, identity, image,
Form:
Free verse
Whipped Topping GrinThe opposition calls like intuition,
from down the halls to the master's kitchen.
Her knees are rocking cheddar cheese blocks,
and when she walks you hear Pop Rocks.
Her eyes are made of ribeye steaks.
Her lips are whipped cream topped chocolate cakes.
Her cheeks are stuffing with a gravy blush.
Her...
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Categories:
dieting, body, chocolate, desire, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Pounds, Pounds, PoundsPounds! Pounds! Pounds!
Step on scale, gotta lose weight,
Pounds, pounds, pounds.
Pound in new habits, eat right, run more
Run round, round, round.
Can’t wait, step on scale,
Sure I’ve lost weight,
Pounds, pounds, pounds.
Step on scale, gained weight,
Pounds, pounds, pounds.
Pound in new habits, eat right less, run...
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Categories:
dieting, 10th grade, addiction, food,
Form:
Blank verse
Caloric ConundrumThe cheesecake in the bakery I want to devour,
dag-gone my crumbling willpower!
It's cherry topping so high,
makes me want to cry.
I walk on past the candy aisle,
and gaze at the cereal shelves awhile.
Euell Gibbon's "sticks and pebbles"
Grape Nuts brand-
that kind of breakfast I cannot stand.
Give me...
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Categories:
dieting, funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
More Or LessWe tend to give a little more
to the little ones.
Nonetheless,
it's not a matter of
belittlement.
The lesson in lessness,
is not a matter of nothing less
nor nothing else
nor is it about starving to nothingness.
Nevertheless, it's more or less
about giving a little less in
little bits of...
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Categories:
dieting, children, food, meaningful,
Form:
Free verse
A PoundStruggles, starving to loss every pound
Wishing my pants would start to fall down
Weighing myself everyday
Hoping a pound has gone away
At the gym everyday
Exercising, sweating paving the way
Once again praying
Pounds are not staying
Standing on the scale
Dreading the weighing
Dreams of clothes fitting right
Hugging my body tight
Cookies, cake,...
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Categories:
dieting, health, image,
Form:
Rhyme