Best Dander Poems

Dander Raised By a Dingbat

A dingbat had brain badly infected
Which we determined and detected
Condemns, complains and is analytical
Causing chaos and being quite critical.

Was idiot and moron we did not love
By any of us and dignity is above
And beyond comparison he thought.
With pants down as usual...

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Depends on what shirt I've been wearing
The colour, the texture and pile
I may get a mountain or molehill
I know either way it smells vile
My navel resembles a cauldron
A mixture of cottons and fluff
And each time I dip in my finger
It comes back all covered in...

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Depends on what shirt I've been wearing
The colour, the texture and pile
I may get a mountain or molehill
I know either way it smells vile
My navel resembles a cauldron
A mixture of cottons and fluff
And each time I dip in my finger
It comes back all covered in...

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Gander At My Dander

About some people I have been realizing,
They enjoy bothering us and aggrandizing;
Get up dander,
Of my  gander;
Which I lately have really been surmising.

I think Trump annoys people on purpose
just to get their attention. Have you ever 
anything like that before?


Jim Horn...

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