Best Damm Poems

Evil Olive was cruel and vile to her employee Anna
She forced her to stack cats which had died
Anna was distraught and wanted to leave
Damm It I'm Mad to work here poor Anna cried

Madam, I’m going to walk out of the door
Anna’s face grew redder as...

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"Ok I think I got it,

Now, just throw the switch,

If by chance this doesn't work,

Life will be a *****"

"Master I have trouble, 

I think the thing is stuck"

"Wouldn't you just know it, 

It has to be my luck,

Move away from it Igor,

It just needs a...

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where did you say you're from?
south Dakota or freezing New York? 
I ain't got a dime to spare you,
but I'll offer you a ride on my wagon.

you better not be staying here long, 
have you heard the humours about 
the fog? 
thick as night on...

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Ebonics, Lets Do Some Slang

I knows I'se yo' life a' chillin'
 yo' bro's gamin' da ladies and spillin'
Dat blod on dez streets bout' town
 sit yo' nappy azz rite on down!

Lak I'se yo' bes' frien' a skippin'
 on da daz he be wacked out en'...

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I’ve paid my fee
Uploaded pictures of me
In a attempt to attract a mate
Or maybe just a single date
As the single life, all be it free
Simply does not agree with me 

Now don’t be fooled by my opening verse,
Im not unattractive and by no means adverse
To...

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Once crafted by a French,
It was imbued with a curse,
On a equinox midnight,

Agent of Death on its way came to 
rest,
upon the 13th hooded chair it sat,
and left some of its magic when it 
left,

Abrupt when the owner stole a 
glance,
He mistook the figure for...

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This is my impression of Elvis Presley 
I was vey lucky to be 16 in 1956 when Rock and roll came into existence the greatest music of all time and for all time, this is what it all met to me.


Elvis was the big bang...

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Good-Bye God


One day I fell into a well of despair
Why God does no one care
I am finally at the end of my rope
For me there is no hope

My only sin was looking at the pretty girl
Her face more beautiful than a pearl
Want, Desire, Lust
If only...

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You said - Have just put two on here. I have a backlog. Will be back on here later. Hope you are ok. X Any language including alien and northwestern star?  
  2  
ginger mustard and spices
A mild aromatic genetic fruit scone...

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God bless the man
who made the stand
to keep America free
from the beginning of
America’s history

for over 200 years
our men and women have
stood in harms way
who believed in America
to keep her free

honor and sacrifice are 
just two of the qualities
that reside in the hearts
and minds of our...

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Self Portrait
in a
Landscape
with the Sun
Going Down
1954

Is this the end of the road for 
me? 
I can not rest now on my 
dying bed, 
Too bleak with the sun going 
down fast,
This is not happening to me.
Not when all I want to do is 
paint damm...

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The phone rings, or the door sounds a knock,
Upon answering , the feeling of disappointment descends upon me ,
blown in upon an ice cold wind of “Oh no not again“.

Before me stands the energy vampire the one who would suckle on my emotions and drain...

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The Morgans were having 
seven guests that night,
They had dinner and were 
drinking peppered ale,
The eldest son stood behind 
his father,
The rest of the family retired 
to bed ,
The stranger introduced 
his crew of men to them,
First was Billy the Damm,
He was a Chicago family...

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Hocus Pocus and a handful of 
locusts,
Alakazam over sausages and 
baked ham,
This is the motherland of 
Earthsea Soup.

Open sesame with a squeeze 
of lemon,
Hot dog buns with cheese 
and onions,
Oh damm what is that last 
enchantment?

Hogworth jumping Jack 
raindance,
Dirty dozen pigs in quicksand,
Willow breakdance one...

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Frustration
By
Lionel Derbyshire

Convinced this is the poem
I dont want found
When a had been life
Is like a selection
Of random carrion.
At first by birth
I heard echo's
Of sweet expectations
A rose grows everyday
Impatience can make it unwilling
And frustration discolours the tone
When hope cheats .. it creates a fuse
But oceans always...

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