Who's Your Monster Now

"Ok I think I got it,

Now, just throw the switch,

If by chance this doesn't work,

Life will be a *****"

"Master I have trouble, 

I think the thing is stuck"

"Wouldn't you just know it, 

It has to be my luck,

Move away from it Igor,

It just needs a little tickle,

Machines like this are sensitive,

And sometimes kind-a fickle,

Damm this thing is stubborn,

It needs a little kick,

NOW, look what you've made me do,

GO, and get a stick"

"Yes Master I will find one,

Big and strong and thick,

You could use it for a lever,

I know it'll do the trick"

"Bring it here my faithful one

You're loyal, trusted, true

And when I have it in my hands, 

Then,  I'll be using it on you"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Gulley Avatar
October 28, 2014 at 7:34 PM
Once again you have captured my attention and thrilled me so with this awesome write. I so enjoyed this so much as always Jerry it is out of the park, thanks again for the wonderful entertainment....Sharon G.
Arrow Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 9:24 AM
You put a smile on my face : )..Lovely!CT
Dietrich Avatar
October 12, 2014 at 11:41 PM
GREAT ending on this. Way to do the monster poem!!
Devonshire Avatar
October 12, 2014 at 5:32 PM
:D Oh, you had me laughing throughout the poem, Jerry. I just love tales of Frankenstein and Igor wasn't in the Shelley book, but has developed into quite a character in your poem as well as the movies. Thank you thank you thank you for the laugh!!!
Allison Avatar
October 12, 2014 at 1:30 PM
LOL Love the humour here Jerry good luck if its for the contest:-) Hugs Jan xxx
May Avatar
October 12, 2014 at 1:27 PM
lol......nicely penned.....enjoyed
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