Best Dairy Poems

A curvaceous lady named Mary
Just loved having sex in the dairy
When smothered with whipped cream
Her beau would lick her clean…
His Calorie intake was scary!!!

14th June 2016...

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This world presents some eye delights
That are wonderful to see.
But not one of these wondrous sights,
I'd ever want to be.      

Today I saw a purple cow,            
Reclining in a...

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We emigrated from England to Rhodesia, I was just 
Seven when I began grade two,
My wonderful father always there if I wanted a 
Cuddle or a good old boo-hoo,
My English still rocky as I was mostly 
Greek speaking,
When I came home with a story of...

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Ice Milk flavor to cool your tongue.
It's crisp ice crackling the surface.
A crown of fluid come splashing on down
makes a wonderful liquid resurface.

With it's sweet milk flavor to suckle you up.
just to nurture it's comfort of drool.
What a wonderful cone just to fill it on...

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They filled me full of milk so white
Semi-skinned,fat free and light

The supermarket's, a place real cool
Full cream,my cousin, made folks drool

In and out of the fridge each day
Then,crushed in a recycle box,I lay

To the waste tip that week I went
Off to the plastic factory I...

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Our decimation is no news no more,
And brothers swam the sands of the desert
For our heads - as tears became thicker than blood;
Hell has found its place amongst us.

The morning and night are against us.
They conspire with the bulb of the earth
To hunt us down...

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Depressed

I dropped my ice cream cone 
On a birdy's nest
I am destroyed
My ice cream's compressed...

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You ask her she said, giving me a bit of a poke.
I don’t even know her name I said to this brazen folk.
She might not even know the stranger said to me.
She is not red Angus, I said, I think she might be dairy.

The cow...

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Thirty years of my life have flown pass
I am in danger of being typecast
Working 9 – 5 everyday
For nothing but minimum pay

It’s at this time I decided to change
Find a way to exchange
My mundane life that I have lived
Into something I myself have derived

Back to...

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Dairy Cows

Went to a dairy;
Same cows and did not vary;
Best milk did carry.

Jim Horn...

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Astonishing!
Brie cheese develops
Each fungus. 
Giving Humor in
Just knowing
Lactose might never
Openly penetrate,
Quickly.
Respectfully,
Some tummies
Underwent very
Weary x-rays,
Yesterday,
Zealously....

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Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!

Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruining his fate
while squarely planted on me bum
nevertheless felt rightly triangulated 
flashed mobbed by disheveled and unshaven, 
foo fighting beastie boys
whereby their gray stubble encrusted
wayward synonymous days old crumb -

after getting wolfed...

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You caress me
Sweetly.
Your fingers cool
On my throat.

How I long
To escape into
Your smooth embrace.

You're like
A pearl.
Precious. 
Light and flawless.

My mind 
Is lingering
On your memory.

Your touch,
Soft and rich.
Just the two of us,
No one else in the world.

And it seems...
No one can love me 
the way you do.

I...

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Would you care to open up your dairy:
the secret thoughts written,
but never said
Do you care to reveal to the world,
the scarlet written words
that recorded the pain
as your heart bled
Would you like everyone to know
of your unspoken desires
Feelings of sunshine and rain
Would it bother you if...

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I have a pink glittery dairy 
It is there when I sleep it is there when 
I dream and sometimes it is there when I scream
I write what i do everyday in it 
I write everything from going out or staying home in Quarantine 
I...

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