Best Crypto Poems

THE BANKSTERS LAUGHED WHEN THEY HEARD THE PLAN.
THIS PLAYED RIGHT IN TO THEIR HANDS.
DOES CRYPTOCURRENCY EVEN EXIST?
IS THIS SOMETHING I CAN GRIP IN MY FIST?
A CASHLESS SOCIETY, A MAGNIFICENT PLAN.
STEAL YOUR EARNINGS BECAUSE THEY CAN.
DON'T BUY SILVER DON'T BUY GOLD. 
IT'S NOT MONEY THE SHEEPLE...

Continue reading...

In Lochness, an undulating giant lives; 
legendary Nessie; giant oarfish or 
prehistoric remnant?  
No one knows for certain, 
but he bothers no one; leave him be.

In mountainous terrain, walks the Yeti.
Part man; part beast; perhaps the missing link?  
Science said of its remains,...

Continue reading...

Around twilight driving home from the casino
we both saw it; 
it was silhouetted as it crossed the full moon.
legend has it that the Moth Man has retired, 
perhaps he flew too near
to a street lamp and singed his wings?

That night while still driving 
we saw...

Continue reading...

From the crypto crash and the FTX collapse,
We see the fragility of this digital cash.
The arrest of Sam Bankman-Fried,
Makes us question the future, what does it all mean?

Fourteen years since the Satoshi white paper,
Has crypto lived up to its initial promise?
Or has it become just...

Continue reading...

He was thrilled to shill his best bet token
AM green candles he had awoken 
So I FOMO’d in chasing candles green
Surely to see more money than I’d seen

But alas, the baned black swan, it appeared
Way worse than any flash crash I had feared
Fearing my FOMO...

Continue reading...

Crypto Redeemer is here
Thanks to the golden votes
That the Moor 
And the silver ones that the cow .
His republican and sacred fascist people
Turned into horrendous braying, stunning
He burst into the mass of the Jumento
Or the “O” of his crypto currency
And in his inauguration of power
For...

Continue reading...

We know that money is power
And has been all along 
But now in Bitcoin’s hour
Our money is fully strong

No inflation from dilution 
All value it retains
A useful grand solution
To safely grow our gains

Birthed by light from solar waves
Encrypted crystal backing
True ownership - its ledger saves
Every...

Continue reading...

Bitcoin’s not a hedge
It’s a permanent SOLUTION 
For the PROBLEM of inflation 
It’s a timely revolution

Yes, Bitcoin’s not a hedge
When the money printers run
But it is a bold SOLUTION
And remains the only one

When the money that you earn
Buys you less and less each year
It’s the...

Continue reading...

The core of basic freedoms
Is the freedom to transact
This underpins the other rights
In the Magna Carta pact

The crux is private property
To use, or hold, or trade
Our time, our land, our energy
Our work - our fortune made

King John was forced to sign it
Holding tyrants to account...

Continue reading...

Tick tock, next block
Onward beating timechain clock
Bitcoin’s steady every day
Adding entries, come what may

Tick tock, next block
Through any kind of stress or shock
Incentives keep it running sure
Bitcoin’s ledger will endure

Tick tock, next block
Newly minted bitcoin stock 
Small supply of precious coin
No better time than now...

Continue reading...

Centralized power proves antithetical 
To your freedom - it’s quite pathetical

They ask us to be more ascetical 
And let them rule - it’s quite heretical

Collectivism fails! Not hypothetical 
Property and Liberty - quite synthetical

I’ll stand for freedom and wax poetical
It makes the message more aesthetical
...

Continue reading...