Best Crypto Poems
THE BANKSTERS LAUGHED WHEN THEY HEARD THE PLAN.
THIS PLAYED RIGHT IN TO THEIR HANDS.
DOES CRYPTOCURRENCY EVEN EXIST?
IS THIS SOMETHING I CAN GRIP IN MY FIST?
A CASHLESS SOCIETY, A MAGNIFICENT PLAN.
STEAL YOUR EARNINGS BECAUSE THEY CAN.
DON'T BUY SILVER DON'T BUY GOLD.
IT'S NOT MONEY THE SHEEPLE WERE TOLD.
THE SHEEPLE RUSHED IN TO BE THE FIRST IN LINE.
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF. THEY DONE LOST THEIR MINDS.
PAY WITH YOUR PHONE. PAY ONLINE.
WITH CRYPTO CASH YOUR BOUND TO SAVE TIME.
BOUND WAS THE WORD. THEY WERE BOUND FOR SURE.
PLAYED LIKE SUCKERS WHO SWALLOWED THE LURE.
THE SHEEPLE WERE HOOKED, THEY HAD NO CHOICE.
THE BANKSTERS PLAN, HAD A GOVERNMENTS VOICE.
THEN ONE DAY, IT WAS GONE OVER NITE.
DON'T EVEN CRY FOUL, YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT.
IT WAS ALL ELECTRONIC. WITH NO PAPER TRAIL.
THE SHEEPLE WERE FORCED INTO PAYING THE BAIL.
WITH A FLIP OF THE SWITCH, THE CRYPTO WAS GONE.
JUST LIKE THE BANKSTERS PLANNED ALL ALONG.
TO THE BANKSTERS MY FRIENDS, WE ARE DEBT SLAVES
YET, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY.
SILVER BARS YOU CAN GRIP WITH YOUR FIST.
SHOW THE BANKSTERS AND WATCH THEM GET PISSED.
SILVER EAGLES ARE LEGAL TENDER.
FORCE THE BANKSTERS TO TAKE NOTE AND SURRENDER.
05202017
In Lochness, an undulating giant lives;
legendary Nessie; giant oarfish or
prehistoric remnant?
No one knows for certain,
but he bothers no one; leave him be.
In mountainous terrain, walks the Yeti.
Part man; part beast; perhaps the missing link?
Science said of its remains,
“It is a relative of ancient polar bears”; perhaps.
In Jersey woods, people say a, “Devil” hides;
a new species or an experiment in genetics, gone awry?
There are many Doctor Moreau’s and Frankenstein’s,
in this world and they do,
abandon their mistakes.
Regardless, life is life and
it must be respected,
for harmony to reign.
What if cryptids aren’t myth?
People say, “You can’t cross a rabbit with a cat”,
but it has been done.
Perhaps humankind has made,
the mistakes of ancient ancestors;
maybe centaurs and fauns were once…real?
On such an old planet…whom can be certain?
Ancient texts and glyphs, speak of many things,
mythical and legendary and history does…repeat.
Someone had to tamper with genetics,
to discover that pig arteries,
can work in the human body;
that cow plasma, could too.
The human explores its world;
exploiting even ravaging other species,
without concern for the end result.
Perhaps, humans should leave, well enough alone.
“Nessie”, “Yeti”, “Jersey Devil”; cryptids,
like all life, should be free to live.
The human species,
is the most deadly and destructive,
of all predators.
Clearly, not the smartest, at times;
Not even with regard to, its other siblings.
Humans seem to obliterate everything, they touch;
never caring for the harm that they do…until it’s too late.
Even then, some never lend anymore thought, to their deeds.
Around twilight driving home from the casino
we both saw it;
it was silhouetted as it crossed the full moon.
legend has it that the Moth Man has retired,
perhaps he flew too near
to a street lamp and singed his wings?
That night while still driving
we saw the fabled Goony bird.
The Cherokee call it the Thunder Bird,
but I thought it was a pterodactyl.
Later, at the hotel our Beagle
kept running to the window and barking.
It was dark and the town lights were across the river.
We could see little, but both sensed
large leathery wings circling above us.
Maybe that night it settled on the hotel roof,
The Moth Man who cannot now fly
maybe took the elevator
and joined the great winged beast there.
I wonder if they discussed we strange crypto beasts
as we lay dreaming of yeti’s and zombies
playing the slots?
From the crypto crash and the FTX collapse,
We see the fragility of this digital cash.
The arrest of Sam Bankman-Fried,
Makes us question the future, what does it all mean?
Fourteen years since the Satoshi white paper,
Has crypto lived up to its initial promise?
Or has it become just like the banks we scorn,
Unregulated and prone to financial loss?
Many tout the virtues of decentralization,
But with no checks and balances, there's cause for hesitation.
Governments want regulations, that much is clear,
To protect their citizens, to keep the markets fair.
So as we ponder the future of crypto,
We must consider the risks and the pros.
The allure of freedom may be tempting and sweet,
But without proper oversight, it's a risky seat.
The end may not be here just yet,
But the crypto world must learn to play by the rules, you bet.
Only then can we truly see,
The promise of crypto, the future to be.
We know that money is power
And has been all along
But now in Bitcoin’s hour
Our money is fully strong
No inflation from dilution
All value it retains
A useful grand solution
To safely grow our gains
Birthed by light from solar waves
Encrypted crystal backing
True ownership - its ledger saves
Every detail tracking
Bitcoin builds a “cross world” trust
Forming firm foundations
For making, trading, holding wealth
For people, groups, and nations
He was thrilled to shill his best bet token
AM green candles he had awoken
So I FOMO’d in chasing candles green
Surely to see more money than I’d seen
But alas, the baned black swan, it appeared
Way worse than any flash crash I had feared
Fearing my FOMO turned flat into FUD
Fainting to facedown in red-tainted mud
He made his move, got out, and I got burned
That frenzied fickle market, it had turned
Quick to find, then lose, that forward motion
Quick to quit, then wrestle with emotion
Craving fast quick cash that we can’t refuse
Never buy more than you’re willing to lose
Bitcoin’s not a hedge
It’s a permanent SOLUTION
For the PROBLEM of inflation
It’s a timely revolution
Yes, Bitcoin’s not a hedge
When the money printers run
But it is a bold SOLUTION
And remains the only one
When the money that you earn
Buys you less and less each year
It’s the money printers fault
So blame inflation for your fear
Though Bitcoin’s not a hedge
It has a hard and fixed supply
And a steady rate of issue
So the time is right to buy
Yes, Bitcoin’s not a hedge
Against inflation, it is true
But it is a great SOLUTION
To keep wealth for me and you
Tick tock, next block
Onward beating timechain clock
Bitcoin’s steady every day
Adding entries, come what may
Tick tock, next block
Through any kind of stress or shock
Incentives keep it running sure
Bitcoin’s ledger will endure
Tick tock, next block
Newly minted bitcoin stock
Small supply of precious coin
No better time than now to join
Tick tock, next block
Opportunity - here to knock
It’s catching on, so just in case
Get some bitcoin, at your pace
Tick tock, next block
Prove your work - walk your talk
Nodes and miners, every hour
Proving Bitcoin’s staying power
Tick tock, next block
Though fiat lovers try to mock
Our confidence remains so sweet
With every block - with every beat
The core of basic freedoms
Is the freedom to transact
This underpins the other rights
In the Magna Carta pact
The crux is private property
To use, or hold, or trade
Our time, our land, our energy
Our work - our fortune made
King John was forced to sign it
Holding tyrants to account
So that we can all stand free
With our liberty paramount
Why, in all our nations dear
Have freedoms flown away?
Due process rashly flung aside
As prisoners, we must pay
Now Bitcoin rises to sustain
Our freedom to transact
A bastion of private property
No matter how oft attacked
So steady - up and onward
For our freedoms, stand exact
At the root of other freedoms
Lies the freedom to transact
Centralized power proves antithetical
To your freedom - it’s quite pathetical
They ask us to be more ascetical
And let them rule - it’s quite heretical
Collectivism fails! Not hypothetical
Property and Liberty - quite synthetical
I’ll stand for freedom and wax poetical
It makes the message more aesthetical
Crypto Redeemer is here
Thanks to the golden votes
That the Moor
And the silver ones that the cow .
His republican and sacred fascist people
Turned into horrendous braying, stunning
He burst into the mass of the Jumento
Or the “O” of his crypto currency
And in his inauguration of power
For four years or more
In the Capitol
Taking the Nazis as a model:
Oh, he's here!
Our Crypto Redeemer is here!
They exclaimed.
To see in women, in children, young men, girls
Old men and old women
That emulation, anxiety, and haste
To bow to him
And try to kiss him boastfully
At the tip of the bud
On whose was drawn:
“America great again”
It made me want to on the opponents
Democrats who farted three times
In his honor
Outside the Capitol
In the most solemn and circumspect way.
With what mercy the good old lady
And the beautiful girls
Let a crypto coin be put
In their skin
Or in the of these young girls
In all their splendor
For the glory of the newborn
With oral bleeding after a breastfeeding
With what devotion the devout old man
And the young man from Silicon Valley
Prostrate devotees
They showed themselves serious opening their anus
So that their Crypto Redeemer
Would put a coin in them
For the glory of their undefiled hole
By sacred
Or worldly faggots
Confident of not being left sad
If he heard their farts with a roar
Cheering with care:
America great again
Long live our Crypto Redeemer
Long live! Long live!
It was so much pleasure
With which the Long live!
They exhaled repeating
Such was their contentment
That the most indifferent of nations
And the all churches excited
Winning the Crypto Redeemer
Above all beliefs
With holy devotion and zeal.
only the one percent will have it—
digits on screens,
coinless gold,
cleaner than blood,
colder than God.
you kept printing your paper,
tossing it like confetti
at a funeral,
your wages wrapped in lies,
your hopes barcoded,
your future encrypted.
you can't eat a dollar bill
and you sure as hell
can't chew a blockchain—
but they’ll tell you to smile
and have more kids
for the labor farms.
keep breeding, they said,
the system needs cogs.
you gave them your teeth
your time
your trembling nights—
and when it all crashes,
you’ll hold your children like currency
and they’ll be worth less
than the lint in your pocket
when no one’s buying
anything but bullets,
and the rich are buying planets.
how is this in your best interest?
you had more than ample warning
and still lit the match.
Where every chart’s heartbeat whispers, every signal shines bright.
Amid the noise of markets, a guiding light appears,
Whether bull or bear, it clears away the fears.
Here, insights flow like wind, and data sparks the way,
Why fear the market’s swings, when truth leads your play?
Bitcoin’s night turns into dawn, altcoins rise and run,
In every dip there’s wisdom, in every spike — the sun.
“Radar On,” the heart declares, hear the trend’s true song,
Silence the FOMO’s whispers, let strategy make you strong.
When shadows of doubt surround your portfolio’s ground,
CryptoRadarNow reminds: “With patience, strength is found.”
Knowledge is the real wealth, numbers speak its rhyme,
This platform teaches discipline — and mastery over time.
One glance, one insight, decisions clear and true,
In crypto’s vast horizon, let self-belief guide you.
With CryptoRadarNow beside, your path will shine with grace,
A journey filled with meaning, success in every place.