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Best Crummy Poems

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Premium Member In All the Crummy Little Barrooms of the Soul
I wait in all the crummy
little barrooms of the soul.
I look about and sniff the air,
drink, and wait.
In the demi-world of honky-tonks,
which vie against night's
inner...

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Categories: crummy, angst, depression, introspection, life,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Star-Crumb
"HUNGRY GAMES"

"I can’t find the words I want to say! “
Under the moonbeam and sparkling scattered stardust, 
I can feel the dew, which surpasses through...

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Categories: crummy, food, funny, night, night,
Form: Alliteration
Rap Like Rabbit Battle Rap
Rap like Rabbit battle Rap

21/05/2018

Livin by the beach and baby life’s good
Not stuck in a rut or in a crummy hood
I’m writing tight rhymes like...

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Categories: crummy, slam,
Form: Rhyme
Redundancy
6/12/20


What time is it?  It's time to get some money

Think harder, Stop being a dummy

Beating a dead horse, only the first time it was...

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Categories: crummy, dark, deep, poetry, rap,
Form: Rhyme
Where Are My Dolls
Little sweet Lucy..four years..so small. 
Her pink teddy bear.. and her Barbie doll. 
Pushed strollers of fun. ..in traipse of malls. 
Then a Topsy turvy...

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Categories: crummy, child, death, destiny, emotions,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member From Satan To the Usa
From Satan to the USA

Dear United States
You’ll soon be at Hells Gates.

I laugh as you cry.
You keep saying why?

The answers are in that Book, you...

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Categories: crummy, bible, religious, usa,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Truth of Dearest Love Sworn, I Ask God How
(1.)

The Truth Of Dearest Love Sworn, I Ask God How

Over the grit-stained shoulders of ancient marble
Rests a million vagaries of humanity's million sins
Just as earth's...

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Categories: crummy, art, life, love, magic,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Bogo Boy
When I was born 
I was adorn
With parts in pairs
For here and there
And being male
Two nuts to scale
Due to a sale
A two-for-one
Then I inhaled
Into two...

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Categories: crummy, birth, body, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Baseball In Heaven
My grandfather and I had a special relationship.

When I was young we lived near his home in Baltimore.  But, my family moved away from...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crummy, familyfamily, grandmother, baseball, family,
Form: Narrative
It's Time For a Funny
Hello Honey, are you feeling sunny
or another day of crummy?

Are you going to be grumpy
because your a little lumpy?

Your still my little hunky
because your always...

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Categories: crummy, cute love, for her,
Form: Rhyme
The Bailout Ballad - the Layman's Lament
One day not long past our economy faltered
And wouldn’t improve if our course were unaltered.

'Cause we buy stuff at Wal-Mart (where things are dirt cheap)
'Cause...

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© John Mudge  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crummy, business, humor, humorous, money,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member If My Stove Could Talk-Tribute To a Major Appliance
Oh My Gosh! What’s the matter with you?
You could be squatting outside over a fire! 
So you have to clean me once in awhile…big deal!
I...

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Categories: crummy, humor, imagination,
Form: Verse
My Dr Seuss Version of Don'T Do Drugs
I will not do drugs here nor there
I will not do drugs anywhere
I will not smoke
I'll say no to coke
I will not snort
I prefer to...

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Categories: crummy, abuse, addiction, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Stung
Bob Bills married a lady for her money,
She left because he treated her crummy.
He yearned to play the field
But it had nothing to yield.
Now he...

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Categories: crummy, humor,
Form: Limerick
Batter Bitter Birdie's Bum
Batter bitter birdie's bum
Fry the fritter for the chum
Peter's picky peaky tum
Tummy crummy dummy dum-dum...

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Categories: crummy, fun,
Form: Alliteration

Book: Reflection on the Important Things