Best Cos Poems
Below are the all-time best Cos poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of cos poems written by PoetrySoup members
Chocks Away - Poop Poem WarningMy turds float like choc’late marshamallows
Just lurking about in the shallows
I guess that my butt
Is truly kaput
So doctor suggests bitter aloes
I questioned such treatment regime
Doc...
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Categories:
cos, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Once Upon A Time In Milton CreekThe sun was rising high in the east over the town of Milton creek
It was the eighteenth day of December, the start of Christmas week
All...
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Categories:
cos, america, anniversary, christmas, remember,
Form:
Narrative
Snake Oil Man In Milton CreekIt was about seven in the morn as the sun was starting to rise
Unbeknown to the folks of Milton Creek they were in for a...
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Categories:
cos, america, western,
Form:
Rhyme
He's Mr Know It All - Now a CollaborationOld blabber mouth gets on my wick
His attitude makes me quite sick
He plays to the crowd
Is brash and so loud
My husband thinks he's...
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Categories:
cos, humorous, voice,
Form:
Limerick
The Window CleanerWindow cleaning is my trade and I want to tell my story
Like the time I saw the Vicars wife in the bath in all her...
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Categories:
cos, funeral, funny, humor, nursery
Form:
Rhyme
Wake Up Oh AfricaWith the heavy load you suffer
a substance not needed
yet drags you
cushioning your efforts
and deterring your pace, forgetting that
the Train is already moving
with passengers determined
for this...
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Categories:
cos, africa, dark,
Form:
Epic
From a Hospital BedFROM A HOSPITAL BED
Wordancer
Even if I’m dizzy with an aching head,
I must not disturb the others in the beds
In this hospital ward where not...
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Categories:
cos, childhood, depression, family, children,
Form:
Rhyme
My Souper GirlfriendsI met them once I landed in a place,
they called it haven, a soiree place.
Where people are nice,kind and cool.
Some are young,...
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Categories:
cos, dedication, girlfriend, inspirational, poetess,
Form:
Free verse
My WayAnd now as I hold her near
I turn and draw the bedroom curtain
She made what she wants so clear
She's going to get it tonight...
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Categories:
cos, funny,
Form:
Verse
A Bit of Humour To Kick Start the WeekFRED THE PERV.
Kinky Fred stole knickers off the line
One summer night his haul totalled nine
His spree ended in tears
Got an extra ten years
When Judge Sue...
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Categories:
cos, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The PuppetSlowly the curtains parted a head peeps out
Dressed as a small child so lifelike
Can see the strings working the arms
In a disjointed fashion
But the eyes.....
the...
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Categories:
cos, imagination, drug,
Form:
Verse
Categories:
cos, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Laughter Is the Best MedicineOLD MA.
Old Ma always gave the kids a nice treat
Always nuts and never anything sweet
But they soon found out why
Nuts were in great supply
Choc nut...
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Categories:
cos, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Blind Date Disaster - Now a CollaborationHe arrived wearing pink skinny jeans
They were scruffy and ripped at the seams
He looked like a wiener
I will not be meaner
But he’s sure not the...
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Categories:
cos, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
End of Year HumourMR GREEDY
Mr Greedy could not eat any more
His bulging stomach was swollen and sore
Needed hospital care
But he couldn't get there
Cos he got wedged in...
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Categories:
cos, humor,
Form:
Limerick