Best Clicker Poems

The master of the living room
‘Cause I’ve got the clicker
My children, to my tastes shall groom
‘Cause I’ve got the clicker

They storm around, they scream and...

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lean back n’ 
close your 
eyes---pretend 
that no one is 
around even if 
someone is--- 
crack open yer   
beverage of 
choice pick it...

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I will not be late to work today

I will get there on time
I will brush my teeth
Without singing songs
Without thinking about birthdays
About gymnasiums
About TAKS 
About...

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T errific and terrible, loud and unrelenting, I am suddenly
H ammered by a head splitting, grating screech, as the
E mergency Broadcast Signal blatantly blares from...

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 During the industrial revolution,
Poe’s raven spoke with elocution;
“Nevermore”, now we’ve a solution,
just you wait for distribution.

We’ve invented great machines,
clicker-clankers, sure to please,
With cogs and...

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The words we speak
How clever, how cheap
With just a whisper
We turn cities into glitter

I feel the need for mourning 
No, it’s just no good
We’re just...

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Am a better sinner
And so in here am a winner
Am hiding the bitter
That's cooks in there so inner
Am the smooth butter
With the highlighted clicker 

Because...

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Expensive addiction, this thing called TV, 
like a zombie I become when I sit upon
my brown plush sofa.
Beside me my little dog Dizzy rolls her...

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Nestled in his recliner,
His body oozes into the grooves, 
Filling up every nook, every cranny
Until a synergistic union of man and
La-Z-Boy is achieved.  
His...

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Okay Guys, let's do our thing
The game is almost on
So get some beer and chips and dip
Comfortable chairs to sit upon.

Okay Guys, let's watch TV
With...

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society is tripping
they got new sport suits for the latest trend
my mind is scrambling like ham in eggs
Bust a nut in a rut some time...

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Okay Guys, let's do our thing,
The game is almost on,
So get some beer and chips or nuts,
And chairs to sit upon.

Okay Guys, let's buy some...

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when screams of children being bombed &
women being raped to the sounding drumbeat of war,
some trip over their feet to turn the knob
to click the...

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Proximity is the major factor in who tickles your tickler
The odds are small of tickling ticklers beyond your perimeter 
Even though if you met ...

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Yellow, blue clicker
Translucent, serrated, deep navy ink
Metal ball, thin fine ink
You accompany me
You dance over blank paper and bring it to life for me
What you...

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