Best Cheesecake Poems

Love me or hate me
few people can take me
plain, unadulterated, true to myself
their compulsive need to gussy me up
or completely disguise me
gives me nightmares...
Horrible- horrible!

The worst is where
they try to make me
Savory.

Suffocated in sauces, sweet relish
and pickled beets
garnished with green olives
and fussy-cut vienna sausages
all dancing...

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Tantalizing creamy and smooth, chocolate cheesecake layered with light and airy 
peanut butter moose.
A foundation of chocolate cookie crumbs, butter, ground nuts and toffee chunks.
Mix into a luscious and tasty crust.
Savor each bite slowly...joy pure and delectable on my tongue.
Cool chocolate and nutty crunch crust...

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Who is she?
She is a seventh grader
Plays softball
Wears glasses
She lives and loves cheesecake
Chaddar cheese
Mac n' cheese
Cheesecake 
Who is she?...

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I'm descending down a shame spiral
Eating cheesecake for me has gone viral
I'm guilty of no self control
My doc says, "It'll cost me my soul"

I swear on my word of honor
I'm not ready to be a goner
I'll walk past that grocery aisle
At least for a little...

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I do love cheese!
Jeez, Louise,
what artistry I see.
A scrumptious luscious fresh confection
waits here just for me. 

It’s fine, so fine
and looks divine.
What an awesome feat -
to make dessert that looks almost
too beautiful to eat!

Oh, what a cake!
For heaven’s sake,
it’s like a rainbow pie. . ....

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I Love That Cheesecake, It Is Really Good
I Love That Cheesecake, Eat 5 Pieces! I Could!
I Love That Cheesecake, Real Fluffy And Smooth
I Love That Cheesecake, Chocolate And Cream Cheese
I Love That Cheesecake, Eat 6 Pieces! Oh, Come On! Please!
I Love That Cheesecake, It's Tasty...

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What a conundrum
By this, I mean the thought of
You
You tickle at my taste buds
Take me hostage, by death of sweet
Tooth
Can you even stand to blame me
When for so long, I've been
Lonely?

I hate to be such
A girl, but I miss the sense of
Touch
He used to sneak...

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Being so sweet, velvety smooth, and richly decadent,
it has a place in many hearts that is permanent.
With delicious cream cheese filling and graham cracker crust,
each mouthful of this treat is like gastronomic lust.
It can be topped with cherries, pineapple, and strawberries.
Other types include peach, apple,...

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I don't care much for trifle when it comes to tea
But when I see a cheesecake 
I can't help but shout yippee
My favorite is the toffee one
I have more than my fair share
And after I have finished it
I can't get out my chair
I really love...

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Take this, this poem
with torn, tattered edges
Stuff it in pockets
of jeans faded blue
Tell all the people 
who teeter on ledges 
Nothing is worse
if you have not a clue

Shatter this pen
flowing ink made of fire
Charring the castles
where dragon wings fly
Fanning the flames
that a sad heart has...

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Every now and then,
When the moon is in the right quarter,
I think of my daughter,
And then, 
I want to bake a cheesecake that is even better,
Than the one I baked to impress her then.

An invitation to tea when the moon was in the right quarter,
So...

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Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!

Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruining his fate
while squarely planted on me bum
nevertheless felt rightly triangulated 
flashed mobbed by disheveled and unshaven, 
foo fighting beastie boys
whereby their gray stubble encrusted
wayward synonymous days old crumb -

after getting wolfed...

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In the end come to think of it

What's the point of feeling sad

Sad just does what sad does

No point on dwelling on it

It won't go away and will still be
laying in state ready to unwelcome
you when you eventually go to bed

Clinging to your pillow stopping
you...

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Black forest cherry cheesecake
Smothered in cherry
Sauce and served with a rich cup
Of cappuccino
Taste bud miracle
Fit for kings
Um!...

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"food passes downwards into the oesophagus, 
then further down into the stomach, 
where gastric juices break it down into 
what can only be described as 
a porridge-like consistency

the then partly digested food moves through 
the small intestine (which to doctors is 
also known as the...

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