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Cheesecake Nightmare

Love me or hate me few people can take me plain, unadulterated, true to myself their compulsive need to gussy me up or completely disguise me gives me nightmares... Horrible- horrible! The worst is where they try to make me Savory. Suffocated in sauces, sweet relish and pickled beets garnished with green olives and fussy-cut vienna sausages all dancing in fancy chorus lines on top of me Oh No! I can't take it... It just can't be! What are they thinking?! I awake with a snug sensation as something warmish drapes and drizzles down my back AAAAAHHH! Caramel sauce- Thank God!

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 7/18/2019 5:27:00 PM

Hello Rhonda Mc Ferran, I love cheese cake any way I can get it. Blueberry is my fav. have a nice evening my friend.

Rhona Mcferran
Date: 7/18/2019 10:36:00 PM

I love cheesecake, too... and blueberry is wonderful! Thanks for the visit, my friend! ;)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/16/2019 7:08:00 PM

caramel sauce YES> THAT is what is BEST with cheesecake. A yummy poem. How did I ever miss seeing it?

Rhona Mcferran
Date: 7/17/2019 1:56:00 AM

I'm not sure how you missed this one... especially with all those vienna sausage chorus lines dancing on top! hahaha ;D Glad you enjoyed it!

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 4/29/2019 7:24:00 PM

I do prefer it with a simple fruit syrup - cherry or strawberry - have you had cheesecake ice cream? Amazing!

Rhona Mcferran
Date: 4/29/2019 8:31:00 PM

Me too! ...No I haven't tried that- but it sounds fabulous!! ;)

M. L. Kiser

Date: 4/4/2019 5:52:00 AM

YES!!! Caramel sauce, cheesecake!!! Boy, who would put pickled beets and green olives on a cheesecake? That's a crime that should be punishable by law! I'm with the cheesecake on that one. Good one, Rhona but...now I'm wanting cheesecake...

Rhona Mcferran
Date: 4/4/2019 8:07:00 PM

Thanks, ML!! I know... I want cheesecake, too (the caramel one- not the 'nightmare' kind)! ;)

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/3/2019 10:28:00 PM

This is hilarious, and on my FAV list. Personification poems are your forte, my Soul Sister! You do not have to give me any credit!

Rhona Mcferran
Date: 4/3/2019 10:56:00 PM

Thank you, Soul Sister! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!! (...And I learned from the best- you & Nina write the most outrageously funny personification poems ever!) ;)

Rhona Mcferran

Date: 4/3/2019 9:12:00 PM

Thanks to Caren for the wonderfully wacky poem idea! ;)