Best Cheeseburgers Poems

We Don’t Serve Cheeseburgers at Downton

By Elton Camp

Mrs. Patmore strongly protested
When a cheeseburger was requested

With a sneer, the cook did say
“That guest is from the USA.”

“While for an American it’s good enough,
My kitchen would be defiled by such stuff.”

“Thus, such lowly fare I’ll never serve.
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