Oxy-Guys
OXY-GUYS
Oxydimwits believe in lovers slimming with diet cheeseburgers
Oxybuffoons ask in the supermarket for water lite for their girlfriend
Oxyfools are cowboys riding after a herd of mavericks to prove their love
Oxyidiots believe that if we’re drunk we don’t need condoms.
Oxycretins think their girl-friend will say – ok just wipe your nose on your sleeve
Oxymorons think that the marriage is null-and-void if the shotguns were not loaded
Boxymorons are morons with rather squat shapes to love like Naomi Campbell
Foxymorons have rather sexy shapes like Barry White
Moxymorons are very brave morons willing to have a reunion party of all hubby’s ex-lovers
Poxymorons are diseased morons, with Herpes Simplex, or even Herpes Duplex
Soxymorons are Boston baseball fan morons judging a man by the size of his bat
Post Comments
Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.
Please
Login
to post a comment
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a
Premium Membership.
