Best Carbohydrates Poems

My baking skills I have to change
Vast quantity is needed now
Cos I invited Bigfoot to lunch
Do I serve deer or a tasty cow

He doesn't want...

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He is out in the hallways wailing like a wailing wall.
I do not get involved until asked, so I stand quietly.
The teacher comes out and...

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Very low carb diet is  any diet requires less than 50 grams of carbohydrate per day
Eating a healthy diet on this level of carbohydrate...

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Thank You Sally

For almost 30 years I’ve been trying to loose this weight,
So obviously, I have been putting all the wrong food on to my...

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Things to do:

AM: 
Don’t wake up early!
Spend an hour for breakfast, sip coffee , savor the flavor
Open the TV, look for TFC   (The...

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Thank You Sally

For almost 30 years I’ve been trying to loose this weight,
So obviously, I have been putting all the wrong food on to my...

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Rich in carbohydrates;
Raised as the main grain in
Regions like Asia where
Rainfall is plentiful;
Really nice pudding
Requires milk and sugar.
Raisins make it perfect!

April 16, 2012
for Kim Merryman's...

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FEEDING THE DUCKS


children love to feed 
ducklings in the park
the most rowdy child
will sit quietly
watching the ducklings

do not feed bread
carbohydrates
junk food, … causing
malnutrition

feed birdseed
frozen peas
oats,...

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Carbohydrates, caffeine and chocolate

Crave, create and crash
The season of darkness upon us
Time for a hundred yard dash

To the food mart
Fill up the cart
With stimulants and...

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Lots of people watch their carbs.
I guess I watch them, too,
As they proceed from plate to fork
And in my mouth to chew.

I don't care much...

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A mystical mayhem is a deity left undisturbed. Yet in corrosive eras even a sharp shrapnel can shatter even the most strongest of iron souls....

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A New Monster on the Loose

By Elton Camp

I suppose that honesty is never a defect
One product’s name is so scarily correct

For it is certainly a...

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Lush green; thin leaves; tiny veins; almost stem-less; soft;
These concepts creep into when I think of grass, oft;
Seldom do I think of what's with or...

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Little Miss Muffet
" Fair damsel loitered, arachnoid annoyed her."
Jack Be Nimble
" Avoid yon flambeau with agile gambol."
Mary Had A Little Lamb
" Pet with positive valence...

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They say that good or bad, things happen in 3's, are best.

The Christians know of the Trinity, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, there is also...

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