A New Monster On the Loose

A New Monster on the Loose By Elton Camp I suppose that honesty is never a defect One product’s name is so scarily correct For it is certainly a monster, yes indeed For a day, no more sodium or fat will need It’s Hardee’s fast food we thank for this treat The Monster Biscuit for breakfast is complete It contains bacon, sausage, ham, egg and cheese With a made-from-scratch biscuit holding these It has more cholesterol than you need all day For only a bit more add hash rounds, they say Included in this (at no extra charge): 2300 mg sodium (1 tsp. salt) [Daily Value = 2400 mg] 275 mg cholesterol [Daily Value = 300 mg] 18 g saturated fat [Daily Value = 20 g] 57 g fat [Daily Value = 65 g] 30 g protein 38 g carbohydrates 790 calories (This nutritional analysis from Hardee's website)