Best Busted Poems

The trap was sprung. Caught in the act
He lost his tongue and dignity
The deed once done could not retract
The trap was sprung. Caught in the act
No chance allowed for devil’s pact
Now shame replaced integrity.
The trap was sprung. Caught in the act
He lost his tongue and...

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Busted            
When Santa got stuck down the chimney
What a terrible fright for young lives
Imagine the sight that then met them
Imagine their awful surprise.
With a crash and a thump and a holler
A bang and a...

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Was totally overwhelmed by your Birthday wishes
From all over the world, it busted my britches
I apologize if I missed one
I completely came undone
I'm sending you all a bunch of love and kisses


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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I never thought I’d be the one
 To injure, re-injure, and re-injure my own thumb

 First time crushed between horse and steel fence
 Second time bitten by a cat in defense
 Third time sadly was self inflicted
 An accident of course…
 None the less thumb...

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Poor country singer Willie Nelson  --

Taxman took his ranch and when he was done,

Willie had only his touring bus,

Where he lived and smoked weed till the final bust.




*Entry for PD’s Clerihew 2 Contest
Note:  If you want a big laugh, check out the song...

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Sinful Rusted Red Firebird

Sometimes I think back to those years
I wish I had been just a bit older
Nobody notices a fourteen year old boy
Funny though, I noticed everything
Under her paisley top she didn't wear a bra
Long blond hair flowing out the car window

Robert took her...

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f ew wouldn't recognise you as you are,
i ndeed, I am not sure that I have the right name, 
r usted beyond recognition, want you to know I care,
e nough to write about you, please have no shame,
b eautiful you were when new, all shiny...

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I was driving and crossed over the line
Intoxicated with lust, and half blind
You see, I was out on a date
We'd had drinks and it was getting late

I had one hand on the wheel
The other completely concealed
Lost in a fuzzy sweater
Looking for something better

She was nibbling...

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Thousands of cars, now junk to their owners are dumped
Here every vehicle has a story, why they are abandoned
Elegant was I, silver rims, stylish lights and painted white

Silenced for life, now my rusted body remains on ground 
Careless driving changed my fate and left me...

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RUSTED BUSTED.

R usted for no investment ,me an autorickshaw is left,
U nfavourable my condition,tarnished is my cleft,
S taring at my physique, I miss the passenger girls, in garage,
T inted with corrosion,compression springs need massage,
E ncumbered is my savant,Mr Roxy on this deceased,
D isastrous nerves now,ones...

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RUSTED an BUSTED

Rusted and busted
Under carriage now gone
Stuffing falling out and all crusted
Tyres are disintegrating
Engines in pieces all dusted
Drivers abandoned us here

Anyone can see the end is nigh
No place left for us, just to lie

Busted and all in pieces
Undervalued near the end
Sitting here rusting and...

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the only cure that will endure,
is catch another horse, (lover)
the future coming one is near,
just seek his eyes of course... 
Don...

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Big busted Betty
Dressed her Double D’s
Using uplifting underwire
Creating a costume of cleavage...

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Facial expressions change
Obscenities silently uttered
Reliving growing pains
Goosebumps cause me to shudder
Outlaws back in the day
Together we made quite a pair
Two classics finding our way
Enslaved by time's cunning snare
Neither of us in control

Odometers disconnected
Losing value ever so slow
Disproportionately rejected

Funny how it all worked out
Realizing what has...

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Remember December?
Us newly wed.
Setting off on honeymoon in
Thunderbird by Ford.
Eloping abroad.
Down Mexico way.

Being so in love
Under the stars.
Sleeping rough in
Thunderbird by Ford.
Eventually it rusted.
Down Mexico way.

Darling children.
Up and gone.
Still I have you and
Thunderbird by Ford.
Engine almost had it's day
Down Mexico way....

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