Best Burp Poems

The hero of my story is a loser
Going back in time one day 
of my life every day of my life
just to kill myself
Making myself devolve
just to join the same
I am no better than anyone else
and never want to be
Justice missing its ice
You may visit
but...

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If your bottom should start feeling ill at ease
And then blesses everybody with a sneeze;
Good people please take heart, 
it was just a little fart
Which will soon be disappearing on the breeze

©  John W Fenn  10-01-2009...

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I hear a cry from the kitchen:
“Who did it? Who’s the perp?
Who dumped down this slime and sludge?
The garbage disposal went burp!”




Contest Name: Your Best Quatrain
Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins...

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This bottle once was full of cold beer
Now only this dumb note is here
The author’s mind not so clear
Message garbled, I fear
Hoping land is near
Trying to steer
Must now veer
Oh Dear
Burp...

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A fried chicken burp can be akin to gargling a pear juice by a slip stream. But do not slip. Or wave with both hands whilst drinking. Dangerous deadly dares derive during demonic demonstrations. And the interjecting spittle from a giant llama. Towering over trees....

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I wrote a silly little poem about nothing very deep, 
It was only meant to make you laugh and certainly never weep. 

So I posted it on the poetry site for everyone else to read, 
I could have hoped for a better placement, this I...

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A sense of shame is
missing in the world today.
If you find it, burp


Donal Mahoney...

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When All That is Left is The Burp
by M. Griswold
05012020

When you've eaten your fill and the plate is empty.
When your tummy is full and pok'in out aplenty.
When you can't seem to finish that last li'l slurp.
Then all that is left is a really big "BURP".

When...

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I have goals in life
There aren't the same as yours

I'm gonna learn to Burp, fart, and spit
So I can play in my kids wars

I practice all the time
These things I can't achieve

I can't roll my tongue either
I'm defective I believe

The kids keep trying
We practice left...

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white ceiling, high, wide

                            pale lizard, dark underside

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Reindeer at Christmas will often eat carrots
Though Santa once had one who liked to eat parrots
But parrots at Christmas can be hard to find
He wasn’t too fussy so he didn’t mind
He never complained that he felt out of luck
When push came to shove he would...

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Slam goes the door he is home
Kaplunk he sinks on sofa alone
Drunk driving again no doubt hiccup so loud
Dinner is ready I churp how was your day at work?
Awful they’re oozing my very life outta me
It’s their fault I need a gulp to get relief
Won’t...

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