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Best Brownie Points Poems

Below are the all-time best Brownie Points poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of brownie points poems written by PoetrySoup members


Hard of Hearing
I know that I’m not perfect, just go and ask me wife.
At times she’s kind of said - I’m the bane of her life,
but on...

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Categories: brownie points, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member My Path
If to be a winner, I must first suck up,
Then instead, I will gladly lose.
If to gain popularity means kissing butt,
Then a path alone I...

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Categories: brownie points, character, confidence, integrity, journey,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Wife the Quilter
by Robert J (Bob) Moore © 2015

My wife she is a quilter, she quilts by day and night
cutting cloth and paper pieces, making sure they’re...

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Categories: brownie points, wife,
Form: Rhyme
Get Out of My Face!
Get Out of My Face!

What brought all of that on?
Award?  This is not a movie!
Who cares about a stupid award?
And how dare you judge...

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Categories: brownie points, angst, fantasyme, lost, lost,
Form: Free verse
Chocolate Delivery
It's an eternal arrangement

Every week or two I have promised to send him some chocolate

Nothing fancy-just a thought from me to him

Just to let him...

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Categories: brownie points, best friend, blessing, chocolate,
Form: Free verse



Poems You Won'T Like
This world is lovely
Only a pinch of salt

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He slipped out the back door
He attacked the wrong bed

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World is so great
Linda Andie Eve Paul Olive...infinity

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My wife...

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Categories: brownie points, fun, universe,
Form: I do not know?
Ephemeral Online Moment
Ephemeral online moment...

Yours truly plagiarizes himself with zeal
courtesy mental cogs and rusty wheel,
thus no literary crime committed to steel
I broadcast material shown thru rickety
black and...

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Categories: brownie points, absence, earth, imagery, inspiration,
Form: Rhyme
My Princess In Shining Armor
Sitting, watching my favorite fishing channel on TV,

Then I hear my wife screaming, calling out to me.

I run up the stairs, into the bathroom, a...

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Categories: brownie points, funnyme, wife, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Vroum Vroum
Looking for a car, fair to presume
Brownie points for value I assume
I've got the ideal car for whom
Promises never a day of gloom
Perfectly loaded for...

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Categories: brownie points, car,
Form: Light Verse
Yet Sure
yes sure:>
 but if you dont support the underdog,
just crawl to the Boss, the fat greedy hog,
 and only support the greedy master,
weak brained sheep,...

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Categories: brownie points, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Your Certain European Grace


Your Certain European Grace
by Rick Rucker

For a while, as a young man, I dated English Girls,
All of them had long straight hair, none of them...

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Categories: brownie points, loveme, heart, heart, life,
Form: Couplet
Logic
Logic
nothing perishes but the overcoat body,
spirit rises canters well,
outworn overcoat, falls away ole Poddy,,
go anywhere, but bloody hell,
logic says the soul wont smell.......

grub of soul...

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Categories: brownie points, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
I Am Watching a Mother Sparrow
i am watching a mother sparrow
feed her offspring, we are blessed
by this innate ubiquitous nature 
it is by the mother's breast 
comes the promise
God still...

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Categories: brownie points, devotion, mom,
Form: Free verse
The Lovers and Cupid At War
wrapped innocence
I want  to  lie in this bed
bright red and glistening
 think for yourself 
chase tails of dogma
say no evil but show me...

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Categories: brownie points, art, imagination, lost love,
Form: Free verse
The Cobra
-I just wanted a friend
-One without ulterior motives
-Know what I mean? 
-They never ACTUALLY listen to what im saying.
-They just nod, and smile, they agree...

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Categories: brownie points, analogy, anger, animal, depression,
Form: Free verse

Book: Shattered Sighs