Poems You Won'T Like

This world is lovely
Only a pinch of salt

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He slipped out the back door
He attacked the wrong bed

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World is so great
Linda Andie Eve Paul Olive...infinity

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My wife kissed a wrong man
me

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I cannot love balloons
They have no hearts
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My dog sniffed my fingers
Felt them last year's sausages

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I loved her armed to the teeth
My wife a dentist

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Ink well was dry
Heat of the poems

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eel babies are playing
primordial vibrations

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My wife is a poltergeist's daughter
I own a dancing house

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My neighbor's wife was briefest 
In a bathing suit

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Birthday suit and death day suit
are the same

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I met my wife in a goblin's party
She was gobbling turkey 
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I search myself in a grain of sand
In the universe of my wife

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Susie my anachronistic wife
Straddling Rip Van Winkle 

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I saw a pterodactyl was laying eggs
In my wife's mouth when I attempted a kiss

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Poets,I cannot be blamed
How can I love an invisible wife?

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I was surfing the girl
Could not earn brownie points

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Vultures are  knocked silly by the impact of
Love

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She blushed and
Sky became red

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 Don't carp about the poor service at the restaurant Susie
They were in a daze when they saw you

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Susie my wife went to neighbor's house
Found fault with him and slapped to the pride of his spouse

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I can't trust wife of that ilk
She steals my Meenie's milk

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Ghosts are lovely people
They give us company in death

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Bird's eye view
A stomping balloon my wife Moondew

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Eve Roper

Date: 4/17/2015 11:32:00 PM

A 7 for your wonderful write, "World is so great Linda Andie Eve Paul Olive...infinity, and thank you for the tribute. Blessings friend Eve

Funom Makama

Date: 3/26/2015 12:33:00 PM

This is a well thought piece, showcasing the tender make up of your soul and the immense creativity, so rich in your mind. I so love this and thanks a lot for sharing..

Casarah Nance

Date: 3/13/2015 9:20:00 PM

I think these would do great on twitter, there are some really good ones here. I really like the "she blushed and sky became red" Write on my friend.