Best Bragged Poems

Trump Bragged About Creation

Can you believe Trump bragged about creation;
He planned and prepared it without provocation;
Was not authorized;
By Trump disguised,
And what he did was hide in an awful allocation.

Jim Horn

Feel Invigorated not Agitated

Women prefer being inspired and invigorated;
Not by Trump be intimidated and aggravated;
Loves self...

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I have a fancy Christmas tree hat bragged the feline
And a sportscar red, and a tummy that is always fed.
She has never had to wait, listen or stand in line.
The rest of the class began grousing behind her head.
She had gotten this fabulous hat when...

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I am an original she told us, I am messy and weird.
We had no actual knowledge, but believed her for a minute.
Within an hour we realized that her words were not sassy or saucy.
Her speech was not exciting or fun.
Even her dance moves were predictable.
She...

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there was a young Irish lad named Jack
who bragged about his size in the sack
he met Sarah one day
for a roll in the hay
she said you’re a wee man and that’s a fact
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