Best Booster Poems

at this stage of the game- the only thing you're boosting is big pharma banks...

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wily winner

simple sinner

bold beggar

timid twister

mini monster

fatherless father

hand-less helper

hot pulsating radical
radioactive tropical pepper

who else could've
done it better

under these conditions
on the surface facing bad weather

I soar above...

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Got home awound twee (I was dwunk as a wouse)
Awose pwomptly at six wit' dwy cotton-mouth
I knew wather soon my day was gonna' bwow
When I...

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DECLARATIONS OF A SOCIAL SCIENTIST

Indeed, I am that Poet and know it.
Just in transition to a more enriched poetry form.
I want to talk about life,...

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Hello,
my name is Mr. Ratman
I've been injected twice 
with an experimental vaccine
get nasal swabbed three times a week
i wear a rag on my face consistently
i...

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Slap the mask on-peel the mask off 
ram those needles into our arms
slap the mask on -peel the mask off
ram another needle into our arms

Double...

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I live in the city that never sleeps
Time square lights shine
While the sun creeps.
Homeless men rush to the big tin can 
Of left over meals
Teens...

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I’ve got a crush on you candy
Playing with these sweets everyday
On my apple ipad 
Is where you’re gonna stay



Oh’ you’re sweet and sugary
Delicious syrup, I...

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The following immunizations
Recommended for kids
10 to 12 years old
Help protect from dangerous diseases

Parents check
Immunization records
If missing 
These important shots

Tdap (tetanus diphtheria, pertussis)
Protects against 3 dangerous...

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 limerick 

There was a spring chicken named Brewster.
He was the school’s number one booster,
      but this spring he forward-sprang
...

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Dry Facts Can Perform Juicy Acts

In the EFL community
all around the world
it’s an undeniable 
and unpleasant reality that
no matter how well-motivated
you and your students are
no...

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I was seven years old when began World War Two
And eleven became by the time it was through.
I have vague recollections of things when that...

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The Alaskan Oil Pipeline

Nineteen sixty-eight confirmed the year
Of discovery by ‘Humble Oil’
To North America’s largest oil field,
On the North Slope of the Brooks Range;
A west...

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Daybreak on the Farm

The Rhode Island Red rooster crows from the fence near by,
The day is breaking in the far eastern sky.
His cock-a-doodle-doo is meant...

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"It is  the year of the coq"
Said Alice from Dallas
"Rooster rhymes with booster
and gallus with phallus"

Ladies, prepare for a goose
Grope Meister Trump's on the...

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