Best Blow This Joint Poems

A Night On The Town

While searching for a book, one that I hadn’t yet read
I stumbled upon a critter and this is what he said:

Although the library is quite cozy and nice;
Could you fancy a night out for the right price?

Howsabout we meet by the...

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Saul’s twinkling eyes took it all in – the platinum hair framing a first-class face, the silvery sheath dress wrapped around a figure that was out of sight, but in plain view. She was definitely the classiest thing in the joint -- Bannister’s by name,...

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"50 Words for Poe: Keys"

He threw the car keys over to her
“Freedom keys babe”, he purred
“Silver Lady’s my girl” she said,

This he understood.

“Freedom keys babe, let’s blow this joint, make a getaway out of this stinkin' Hood.”

"Sure," she said, glancing over at him, throwing flames...

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Shattered, busted
Broken pieces
Sinner, lusted
Crisco creases

White noise
High pitched screams
Girly boys
Wet dreams

Blood red stains
Off white gown
Pistol rings
Chalk on ground

Lethal needles
Veins blown
Better feels
Than being stoned

Strip club love
STDs
Ketamine rub 
Nose bleeds

Masked face
Girl at gunpoint
Steps retraced
Blow this joint

Hep C
Painted skin
Deadly
Seven sins...

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Albo only got one third of the vote bro
but he was bound to win as Scummo had to go
what a stupid election system tho
it all depends on how the preferences flow
Pauline Hanson got buried in lots of snow
although she and palmer spent a lot of...

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When the hell did I grow up? I mean where the hell did the time go?
My wallet shrunk, responsibility grew and none of it went slow

I’ve been wondering why I feel so old and worn down
I would try to blow this joint but im too...

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