Best Bill Clinton Poems
Never hid in Jefferson Airplane
Never beat his wife
Never wept on the floor of jail
Never drank his life away
Never ranted on soldiers grave
Never changed his name
Never came back from the dead
William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!
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Ex-President Bill Clinton
Didn't make the same mistake as Nixon
He chose a female intern date
Which ended up to be a zippergate
Personally I like Bill And think that he is an intelligent man
who made a terrible mistake that effected and probably affected many lives
A voodoo witch I bought it from,
A voodoo doll of Bill Clinton,
I stuck it with a great big pin,
But all Bill did was,grin,grin,grin,
That witch just might've been a con.
authors note: only a poem and I am a fan of Bill Clinton.-
I chose him because he's a big enough man to take a joke
Am currently reading books about Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Makes People Be the Happiest
Person declared themselves to be a peacemaker
After their heavy heart had needed a pacemaker
So that they would be able to surely survive
Bring peace on earth while remaining alive.
After all of his big debts had been paid
Before him they put on a huge parade
Everyone all around peace were seeking
Even though bones were old and also cricking.
His past at times was sinful and tumultuous
But changed direction and wants to help us
And after making much further contemplation
Assisted in aiding "Make A Wish Foundation."
He may not have much more time to live
What he wants to do is go ahead and give
Action in your life you wanted and preferred
Being thankful you have heard God's word.
You soon will go to Disney World some day
And with characters and rides start to play
There each pleasant person always does insist
We are here to make people the happiest.
So as you read this poem please start to pray
Thank God for washing your sins all away
My poem in a newspaper they should place
Hoping someone will have a happy face.
James Friendly Old and Spindly Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx
When asked if he toked the evil weed,
William Jefferson Clinton (né?Blythe III),
aka, Bill Clinton, we heard, did indeed,
if not totally beyond the pale
these words he spoke,
"I smoked but didn’t inhale,"
and altho' with no proof, yet by the book,
with that he was off the hook.
Then came Monica Lewinsky,
their relationship he lied to hide,
accused with obstruction of justice,
for him to be impeachment-free,
with the mess all down her dress,
the chain of evidence was there to follow,
of the fateful day Bill only had to say,
"She sucked but didn't swallow."