Best Balls Out Poems

Some get things right the first time.
Most of us do not.
Mistake. Mistake.
A rubber cake.
Okay, it is not edible, but if we roll it into balls, can we bounce it?
Bounce. Bounce. Bounce.
What did you do wrong? My mother asks me.
If I knew that, I would be...

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The general election fast approach, reelin lies,
The political jellyfish elite, pretend to have spines,
For a short period, no vague indifference, the illusion of ties,
Not that bind, we’re all blind, alluded by schoolboy arguments and whines,
Their spin dominates the headlines, whilst
Natural disaster victims rot amongst the...

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Visions of you

I see a knight in armour – one of King Arthur’s – ready to do battle
at the drop of a word – for Queen, country, god and ego.
I see Babe Ruth, knocking balls out of the game,
in order to be the winning team...

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.....Mommy walks and Jamie toddles inside the BIGGEST plane. 
Jamie thought he was inside its belly. The storm roars outside. 
The thunder is loud inside the metal beastie. They sit. Lightening flashes. 
Jamie screams “No!” The plane swallows them like Pinocchio in the whale! 
Jamie...

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Santa told Rudolph to stay on the roof 
He’d be delayed for his wife wanted proof
That it’s just she for he
So they’re under the tree
She saw his old baubles and cried, “Forsooth.”

Frosty was sat in the garden below
Rudolph called down, Make some balls out of...

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COTTON BALLS

The old ram knew that something was rotten
that nature had somehow forgotten
to put in the stuff
to make him ram tough
somehow making his balls out of cotton


John G. Lawless
©8/14/2017...

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I awoke this morning without a heavy heart
for today is the day,gotta get a quick start.
There will be bats and balls out in the front yard.
There will be battles to win,Transformers,and cars.
We'll have fun and laugh til our stomachs explode.
I'm sure there will be toys...

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Oh!  How he sauntered like a lord with his flaunt
The bluster and strut so nonchalant
The swank and sway blew me away
And swept me under the table like child's play!

My!  His handsome style
His arrogant modesty was no denial
He beamed as he jilted so tauntingly
Every...

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The Private caressed his balls out of action during the short ceasefire

the Army had scanned him for testosterone because they needed a killer

He bit into a Milky Way as he cradled his crotch to get ready for the fight

his Universe had become conquest for a...

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it takes all your courage to stand alone
speaking known which is unknown 
the truth unheard that no one knows
show your balls are mighty grown...... 
and take the world on on your own 

convictions of honour and good sense
"the right thing to do" that's your defence
it...

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Giving Up
You left me every night and day never thinking I'd stay away,
You share this moment with me.
How can it be?
Why can't you just see you were meant for me?
This night and day might tik away but all I know it will never stay the...

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Weeping endures for the night, 
Joy comes in the morning.

So I'll cry my balls out through the night, awaiting the happiness dawn brings.
I'll cry till there are no fluid left to spill.

I will cry, they won't know I did.
Darkness will cover it all. 
I will...

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