Kim Robin Edwards Poet I do not know?

I've Got Balls

I've got footballs.I've got basketballs.I've got baseballs.
And now, they're showing my balls on ESPN.
But the smallest balls I've ever seen? 
Were golf balls.
Ping Pong balls were even smaller.
Would you like to join me, for a game of table tennis? 
Because! I've got balls..

I've got red balls.I've got white balls.I've got blue balls.
And now, they're playing The Star Spangled Banner.
But the biggest balls I've ever seen? 
Were elephant balls.
How many balls does it take to reach the moon? 
One! But it's got to be a big one.
One big ball..

I'm going down to the ball room right now, and have a ball.
Would you like to join me? 
We'll have a real good time.
Because! I've got balls..

Humorous Poetry By Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2002,2014..
ALL rights reserved..

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Kim Robin Edwards November 4, 2015 at 8:17 PM I've got'em man. I've got balls. The biggest balls in the world..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..great humor!

Skat A November 3, 2015 at 9:24 PM Kim, :) Congratulations on having your poem featured in the soups, Home Page. ~SKAT LOVE~

Daver Austin November 3, 2015 at 11:24 AM Loved this one. I've got deflated balls. New England got in trouble because of deflated balls. Congrats. daver

Tim Smith March 29, 2014 at 11:54 AM It reminds me of the old AC/DC song..very descriptive Kim