Sean Kelly Poet Limerick

Are All Sports a Load of Balls

This is not a Sports Limerick ; For Jan's Limerick Contest .


My  Limerick  will not  mention  Sports .

Either pitches , golf courses  or  courts .

'Cept  cranky  old  farts

Who  like  playing  darts

With  no  fuss in a truss  of  supports .

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Sorry guys , I just couldn't resist it !
Happy Christmas to all the talented writers here , and to those who passed comment on my "ramblings" . May your pens be sharp/witty and bountiful for 2016 
Sean .

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Andrea Dietrich December 23, 2018 at 9:22 AM DANG, I came here hoping to find a new limerick and I find instead I have added to my aleady five comments beneath this one. haha. Thanks for your sweet comment on my limerick, Sean. Sure would love seeing one from YOU. Merry Christmas, old friend.

Andrea Dietrich November 29, 2016 at 2:23 PM THANKS SO MUCH. I just got the books!!! Ok, a soupmail for you!!

Andrea Dietrich October 22, 2016 at 8:46 PM SEan did you ever send me that email? I don't recall seeing it? I will check again. Maybe I already answered it? Sean Kelly October 23, 2016 at 2:57 AM Sent again AD @ 8.50 (my time) .. Perhaps the Rooskies have hacked again for Trump , as he seems now to have both feet in his mouth !

Andrea Dietrich March 5, 2016 at 7:28 PM haha. Way to parody the no sports rule. you are so good with limericks.

Robert Heemstra March 4, 2016 at 10:12 AM I was never much of a dart thrower, even back in athletic days! I love the limerick!

Poet Destroyer A February 5, 2016 at 2:50 AM Sean, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Love Linda

Hansteven Selfa January 31, 2016 at 9:01 AM Sean, Fantastic! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!

Viv Wigley January 31, 2016 at 3:27 AM Game on, Sean, i'll score you a one hundred and eighty. Well done. regards, Viv

Andrea Dietrich January 30, 2016 at 12:55 PM yours was GREAT, Sean, big congrats on a well deserved win.

Terry O'Leary January 30, 2016 at 5:32 AM Very funny! Congrats on your win!!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma January 30, 2016 at 3:24 AM Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick Sean!

Skat A January 30, 2016 at 2:30 AM Sean, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT **

Jan Allison January 29, 2016 at 6:19 PM OK I said no sport but hey this was amazing humour and I couldn't resist giving it a well deserved first place:-) congrats Sean this made me laugh out loud:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich December 25, 2015 at 4:50 PM hahaha, Hope it places HIGH. Merry Xmas, Sean.