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Cock and Balls

If you 2
Like me
Are lead astray by your ever so lively Cock and Ball's 
You 2 may find yourself in the dock 
If you didn't shout duck
And an errant Cock
Or playful Ball
Strikes you playing partner right in the face
Brace yourself 
Those things burn and sting like Duck
And you 2 may be sitting in the Dock
For assault by means of a playful Badminton Shuttlecock 
Or misdirected squash ball
If it was indeed

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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton

Date: 10/11/2018 7:41:00 PM

funny, I wrote a poem about Badminton ... not posted here, I thought about Ping Pong, but Badminton fit the theme at the time.

Christopher Flaherty
Date: 10/11/2018 7:47:00 PM

Sorry I told you or did warn you Leanne most of my poems are rambling rubbish .

Jan Allison

Date: 5/6/2018 5:07:00 PM

the clever title pulled me in, love the subtle innuendo:-) hugs jan xx