Dear Aunty Nicky
DEAR AUNTY NICKY
Dear Aunty Nicky,
I have been referred to you,
my name is Fawn,
I’ve been awake all night
it’s almost dawn,
I seek your advice
On a personal issue,
Your column is reputed to be best,
First, let me get a tissue!
My husband makes love to me
Three times a night,
This is a concern that could lead to an
Unwanted plight,
I could perhaps fall pregnant
With triplets!
Our pet pig, who has just had
Three adorable piglets,
Can cope with this situation for she,
She has more than a couple of nipples,
Perhaps our lovemaking should be limited
To two a night, not always triples,
Let me know what you
Think Aunty Nicky,
Things are becoming rather tricky,
I write to you in confidence, please
Advise in magazine’s next issue,
For my husband has now
Raised our lovemaking to four,
I’m anxious as to what could ensue,
Kindly advise what I should do!
Regards Fawn.
(Contest - BUNNY JUMP and Caren Krutsinger 24th December 2018)
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