Best Armpits Poems

The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair
Straight from her armpits hanging down with flair
Crossed eyes to boot
Big bum, whatta hoot
A divine creature with flaws here and there...

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The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair
Straight from her armpits hanging with flair
Crossed eyes to boot
Big bum, whatta hoot
A divine creature with minor flaws here and there...

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I came to realize there was an orchestra in my pits…when the solo violinist just wouldn't quit...

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alien armpits 
dripping shimmering sweat orbs
on the crop circle  
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Opinions and Armpits
Written: by Miracle Man
5/15/2024

Our opinions only amount to what we think,
sometimes they will cause others eyes to blink.
But it’s our belief,
and gives us relief.
but like our armpits sometimes they stink.




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Mark Cliff had Mark Dundee told "Fcuk"
And rude hands shown for a "Let's bet!"
Driver Dundee of Heavy Truck
With rash armpits at all times wet:
A man one never told "You suck!"
He'd had to whip his own fed pet...

Further, one who would about muck,
After he had spread...

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Flower extract
On the body worn ahead of human contact,
A pressurized can preserving it;
With a vaporizing mechanism
That upon actuation gets friendly faces lit,
Further brightening the ones bought over by tribalism.

A liquefied fragrance for armpits
But also for arresting smells keener than a cesspit’s
And for the fortunate handkerchief
Of...

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