Best Armpits Poems
The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair
Straight from her armpits hanging down with flair
Crossed eyes to boot
Big bum, whatta hoot
A divine creature with flaws here and there
The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair
Straight from her armpits hanging with flair
Crossed eyes to boot
Big bum, whatta hoot
A divine creature with minor flaws here and there
I came to realize there was an orchestra in my pits…when the solo violinist just wouldn't quit
Mark Cliff had Mark Dundee told "Fcuk"
And rude hands shown for a "Let's bet!"
Driver Dundee of Heavy Truck
With rash armpits at all times wet:
A man one never told "You suck!"
He'd had to whip his own fed pet...
Further, one who would about muck,
After he had spread some bait net:
Whoop! A hard one on Cliff's head struck,
Just saved by a stubborn helmet!
It'd proved to be quite his God's luck,
And why a breathing Cliff was met...
Flower extract
On the body worn ahead of human contact,
A pressurized can preserving it;
With a vaporizing mechanism
That upon actuation gets friendly faces lit,
Further brightening the ones bought over by tribalism.
A liquefied fragrance for armpits
But also for arresting smells keener than a cesspit’s
And for the fortunate handkerchief
Of a folk alive to bad odour and its mischief.
To it a woman lends her neck,
Fully trusting the romantic havoc it does wreck;
A roguish sureness that some man against it shall brush
And a withdrawal from same not rush,
Lingered kisses planting there
With the whole world finding it just fair!
Perfume is by the fashionable grabbed;
During a kidnap, together with it nabbed,
The female habitual user letting out a frustrated sigh
After a shopping and she didn’t remember to it buy.
alien armpits
dripping shimmering sweat orbs
on the crop circle
Opinions and Armpits
Written: by Miracle Man
5/15/2024
Our opinions only amount to what we think,
sometimes they will cause others eyes to blink.
But it’s our belief,
and gives us relief.
but like our armpits sometimes they stink.