Best Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away Poems
Apple Worm
Golden Delicious, Red Delicious, Empire, Fuji, Gravenstein, apples
They say an apple a day keeps the Doctor away
But
One worm can destroy a whole bushel of good apples
By: Eve Roper 12/18/2015
An apple a day keeps the doctor away;
But hugs are the best for your heart.
They say all is fair in love and in war,
But fair can keep lovers apart.
Normal’s a setting on washing machines,
But love is extraordinaire.
So don’t let the sun set on anger or spite;
Apologize gently, with care.
“It ain’t broke, don’t fix it” might go for a car,
But love is an ongoing work.
Measure twice, cut once, take care what you say,
‘Cuz love doesn’t suffer a jerk.
Culture’s what grows in the back of the fridge;
For love, you must cultivate.
Absence, they say, makes the heart grow fonder,
But presence is truly what sates.
Some idiot thought fear was better than love;
For that, there’s derisive laughter.
They say that one’s pride comes before the big fall,
But lawyers come shortly thereafter.
A horse led to water can’t be made to drink,
But roses can go a long way.
“You reap what you sow” should give one pause to think,
Attend to your love every day!
Some say love’s euphoric, it intoxicates,
But a love that is real, it seems,
Is a garden that’s tended to every day,
Not some blissful escape of your dreams.
People started returning apples to my store.
Because of word of mouth, they don't want them anymore.
I got pretty irritated because of all of those returns.
People don't want my apples because they have worms.
People don't want them even though I've started selling them half price.
They don't want my apples because they're smart enough to think twice.
Some say an apple a day keeps the doctor away but I disagree.
Because if you eat one of my apples, a doctor is what you'll need.
I'm unhappy and if you could see my face right now, you would see a frown.
The health department just examined my apples and they've shut me down.
An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away.
Mesmerized Eve tasted to bite and ate half.
Adam ate rest half as offered by Eve, his better-half.
Zeal, vigor, wit, wisdom was achieved by them.
Inevitable intimacy happened as the couple claimed.
Naked couple dressed themselves getting inspiration.
Great pair started Human Civilization.
Apple ripened, easily detached from stalk and fell on ground.
Paradoxical seemed to Great Scientist, when he found.
Perceived by Physicist Sir Isaac Newton.
'Law of Gravitation' was his Invention.
‘Eat an apple everyday to stay strong.' Doctors tell all along.
Re- Edited on 08/20/21
I thank my teachers
For being my Guiding Star –
Helping me learn something new,
By the hour….
Teaching me that
Learning is the order of the day, Showing me how
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
My teachers taught me
To add and to subtract
They also taught
That the Golden Ages are a fact,
That Einstein and Newton
Brewed up Inventions
And Studying Systematically
Could Rest my Tensions!
My Teachers correct me
When I am wrong
They show me how
To make and keep my body strong.
They help me make the World a Better Place,
They show me that Community Service does not mean Falling from Grace
They teach me the values
Of Respect and Integrity,
Of Determination , Humility and Honesty!
Of Living in Harmony with Nature,
Making sure that the Balance is forever Richer!
They tell us that plants also have lives
That it is only OxygenThat will keep you alive.
Learning will make you strong – to Achieve your Goals in life,
And that is where your Teachers will nurture your Drive!
That is why God made Teachers….
To bring about the person in all of us alive!
Pave our careers and this world
By being the Polaris,
To make us all shine bright,
Always like Aurous!!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
This note helped my good health sway
Yet, harm has come to my clay
Full of rot and muck it is, I must say!
It started when full became the ashtray
And empty lay my bottles of Chardonnay!
Vices and diseases filled my life
How hard it is to carry this strife
A Blessed solace seemed the little puff
I never thought it would make me so rough!
Regretful, I remembered the apple
Baneful, I found only death’s shadow in the aisle!
O Beautiful Entity, Imperfect Creation of the Creator
Glorify your Health for thou art thine own Protector!
16 June 2012
An apple a day makes you happy, gay.
Delicious, juicy, fleshy nutritious.
Choose apple daily for healthy to stay.
As a fruit an apple is marvelous.
An apple is reservoir of wisdom
achieved by First Lady Majestic Eve.
She shared half with obedient Adam.
Everybody will agree to believe.
Apple taught Newton Law of Gravitation
Free fall of apple made him curious.
Apple bound to fall on Earth's attraction
Apple taught scientist to think serious.
An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away.
If the Doctor be pretty or handsome,
She or He must visit without delay.
Leave the apple for Doctor to welcome.
personalities are like fruits
some work together
some clash
varying and unpredictable
pineapples
are hard on the outside
sweet nice refreshing on the inside
too much and it can be too acidic, too harsh
durians are by preference
loved by some, hated by many
honeydew, a breath of fresh air
brings laughter to every conversation
always sweet, always nice
banana, soft and delicate
the slightest touch and it’s bruised
pomegranate
takes hard work to gain trust
rewarding and satisfying in the end
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
basic
loved but boring
cherries, a classic
sweet, sometimes sour
and in the end
everyone has the potential
to become a Popsicle
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
half an apple ~ sick bay
The first tale made in the heaven talks about Adam and Apple
Apple is in the lives of people as a fruit of humble
All the gentlemen in gender born with a throaty Adam's Apple
Not New York but a song of Robert Emerick goes as Big Apple
"Apple Penne"(woman) also a song in Tamil composed comparing women to Apple
All beginners in English fondly say A for Apple
"An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away" as used in simple
Apple is dear and near to all people of able or disable!
Human genes set to the sense the one between Five and seven
The DNA of the Adam's Apple says Human,not from the monkey but Men and women
The Heaven is to home the Mankind is the God's intention
God asked Adam by a toss of test,whether Hell or Heaven
There came the Satan with an Apple and made Adam to say Hell not Heaven
Adam went against the Lord and for Satan is very old and in history
He was thrown to fall on the mountain of Adam's peak in Sri Lanka's territory
Adam breached the trust of God and was at the fault
Why is the whole mankind is punished to be in this Hell for no their fault?
An Apple a day keeps the doctor away
Or so my mother would say
My granny said the same
To keep the ailments tame
A little tummy ache
Many times I would fake
Immediately mama would stand
With an apple in hand
A little sniff when weather turned cold
Thankfully would keep the school on hold
Soon granny would be beside
With an apple sliced
A heat stroke I would suffer
Going out without cover
My mama would be near
Giving an apple she held dear
Both mama and granny would love to say
This is an apple’s day, an apple’s day
All the sickness would melt
If with an apple a child dealt.
Inspired by the saying--- An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away
One vitamin a day keeps 'PI' away
One poem a day keeps the brain in play
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'PI' stands for 'Perceived Infectability.'
AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
So my mother believed.
For, if it rhymes, it must be true.
But I think she was deceived.
The benefit of an apple,
Is not all it appears.
Snow White only took one bite
And slept for a hundred years.
When the apple fell on Newton’s head,
It started a great discussion.
It gave him the theory of gravity.
But it also gave him concussion.
So, beware of the humble apple.
It might be all right inside.
But be sure to wash it carefully;
It’s been sprayed with insecticide.
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Surely if you set fire to the bush
you would have 2 cooked birds then
A stitch in time saves what
and why would we need nine of them
if at first you don't succee
Too many broths spoiled by cooks
Now for whom the bell tolls
i am partial to that
that macabre
toe tugging
tale of Victorian dead
announcing i am well
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
but a shotgun makes it permanent
When a tree falls in the forest
one more closer to no trees
if heaven has a edge
does it also have dimension
every cloud has a visible ice crystal lining
In New York someone gets
stabbed every 52 seconds! Poor bastard!
I wondered why the baseball
kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What animal can jump higher than a house?
Any animal houses can't jump.
How long is a Chinese name.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
but an onion a day keeps everyone away.
No matter how much you push
an envelope will always be stationary.
A picture is worth a thousand words
but takes longer to load.
Change is inevitable except from
a vending machine.
Don't judge a book by it's movie.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
What happens when you throw a green
rock into the red sea? It gets wet.
Always speak well of your enemies,
after all you made them.
Working in a mirror factory is something
I can see myself working.