Best Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away Poems
Everybody Knows That Nobody KnowsEVERYBODY KNOWS THAT NOBODY KNOWS
The Paleolithic Era was a long time ago.
It consisted of a few years in a row.
That's pretty standard as eras go.
I don't know what happened,
but there's one thing I know.
They didn't have any damned yards to mow.
But nobody really...
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apple a day keeps the doctor away, fun, history, humor, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
Apple WormApple Worm
Golden Delicious, Red Delicious, Empire, Fuji, Gravenstein, apples
They say an apple a day keeps the Doctor away
But
One worm can destroy a whole bushel of good apples
By: Eve Roper 12/18/2015...
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apple a day keeps the doctor away, sad,
Form:
Verse
Love Is a GardenAn apple a day keeps the doctor away;
But hugs are the best for your heart.
They say all is fair in love and in war,
But fair can keep lovers apart.
Normal’s a setting on washing machines,
But love is extraordinaire.
So don’t let the sun set on anger or...
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apple a day keeps the doctor away, love,
Form:
Grook
That's What They SayThey say...
Still waters run deep...
Then why are there so many shallow people?
When it rains it pours...
Usually the day after I wash my truck.
Walk softly and carry a big stick...
Or walk hard and carry a small pistol.
You play the cards you're dealt...
And there's a lot of...
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Categories:
apple a day keeps the doctor away, america, cheer up,
Form:
Free verse
Amazing Apple
An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away.
Mesmerized Eve tasted to bite and ate half.
...
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apple a day keeps the doctor away, 12th grade, appreciation, fruit,
Form:
Acrostic
An Apple a DayPeople started returning apples to my store.
Because of word of mouth, they don't want them anymore.
I got pretty irritated because of all of those returns.
People don't want my apples because they have worms.
People don't want them even though I've started selling them half price.
They...
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Categories:
apple a day keeps the doctor away, food, funny, humor, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Health SonnetAn apple a day keeps the doctor away
This note helped my good health sway
Yet, harm has come to my clay
Full of rot and muck it is, I must say!
It started when full became the ashtray
And empty lay my bottles of Chardonnay!
Vices and diseases filled my...
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apple a day keeps the doctor away, health, life, health,
Form:
Sonnet
Categories:
apple a day keeps the doctor away, appreciation,
Form:
Sonnet
Guiding StarI thank my teachers
For being my Guiding Star –
Helping me learn something new,
By the hour….
Teaching me that
Learning is the order of the day, Showing me how
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
My teachers taught me
To add and to subtract
They also taught
That the Golden...
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apple a day keeps the doctor away, 6th grade, education, teacher,
Form:
Rhyme
Apple PeopleThe first tale made in the heaven talks about Adam and Apple
Apple is in the lives of people as a fruit of humble
All the gentlemen in gender born with a throaty Adam's Apple
Not New York but a song of Robert Emerick goes as Big Apple
"Apple...
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Categories:
apple a day keeps the doctor away, people,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
apple a day keeps the doctor away, fruit, health, sick,
Form:
Monoku
Apple's DayAn Apple a day keeps the doctor away
Or so my mother would say
My granny said the same
To keep the ailments tame
A little tummy ache
Many times I would fake
Immediately mama would stand
With an apple in hand
A little sniff when weather turned cold
Thankfully would keep the...
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apple a day keeps the doctor away, familyday,
Form:
Rhyme
Fruitpersonalities are like fruits
some work together
some clash
varying and unpredictable
pineapples
are hard on the outside
sweet nice refreshing on the inside
too much and it can be too acidic, too harsh
durians are by preference
loved by some, hated by many
honeydew, a breath of fresh air
brings laughter to every conversation
always...
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apple a day keeps the doctor away, 8th grade, fruit, people,
Form:
Free verse
One-A-DayOne apple a day keeps the doctor away
One vitamin a day keeps 'PI' away
One poem a day keeps the brain in play
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'PI' stands for 'Perceived Infectability.'...
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Categories:
apple a day keeps the doctor away, health, life,
Form:
Rhyme
An Apple a DayAN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
So my mother believed.
For, if it rhymes, it must be true.
But I think she was deceived.
The benefit of an apple,
Is not all it appears.
Snow White only took one bite
And slept for...
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Categories:
apple a day keeps the doctor away, fruit,
Form:
Rhyme