What Annoys Me

What annoys me...... I have a list as long as my arm The things that irritate and cause alarm! Please don't breathe down my back My patients will not stand for that! When you sit and drink your tea Sit in another room and not near me! I can not stand to hear you swallow It goes right through me, if you must know! I go to the freezer to find some food But the chill it gives me creates big moods! And don't get me started when hubby starts sneezing Not just once but twenty times - ever lasting! I irritate and annoy me too But my man, he understands my views! By Emma Buckeridge For contest: Cellphones in the sauna...What annoys YOU?