Beards Poems - Poems about Beards

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I grew out so many-a-beard I grew out so many hair-do’s Have you heard happiness appeared In brighter days, beyond the blues? I had several brown beards in the past And boy, did I color my fragile hair too fast And probably ruined it a little But, I’m positive that I’m living life with a giggle...

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Puzzled eyes they keep feeding, A crowd bigger than a political rally breeding A dozen times a friend's had assaulted a kid By him lifted up for a welcoming kiss And now his jaw he has of them rid, Punctually bestriding salons to never this miss@ Space-grabbing beards aren't a pleasure, A vegetative chin, far from a treasure. Man should 'farewell' bid to...

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I. There are so many things that I desire, oh, please Santa, give me what I fancy- I’m a woman with needs, so much required, now here’s my list, I’m getting too antsy! Laser hair removal system for one, you know sir, the kind that doesn’t even hurt? Cuz’ not only would it be so much fun, it would be easier for...

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A cloud without beards so fake it is, comes near it holds signs but no reality Keep your hoes at check Let your gardens rest That energy is not wasted Look up there A cloud without beards is coming Rejoice not...

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The earth is mother with beards grassland and forests are beards, moustache mountains and hills are its nose and teeth oceans, lakes and rivers are udders for milk I see animals as her children not parasites human beings live not as a beneficiary microscopic beings live not as troubles all I see are bearded earth feeding her kids Impartial and loving is the...

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?Beards and Evil There is a shallow pit dug under my arms Covered with grasses that bear the colour of night There is a fertile pasture on my head I carry the beautiful strands everywhere I go. Inbetween my thighs is a soft stretch of skin Of silky, shinning and healthy hair. I am the symbol of perfection. If you see any man...

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Presence in class made a student to shade rapid tears endlessly I asked her one day “Dear student tell me; bright, sharp and smart you are why do you cry in class every time I come to teach?” and she told me; “Whenever I see you, Sir, When I look at your long beard I remember my He-goat that a thief stole from me a few years...

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"Most beards on most men, young or old, contain the bacterial equivalent of a toilet bowl, according to the latest research told." That little fact pops into my head always when I see anyone kissing bearded men....

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Buccaneers of old Sea legends faithfully told Their conquest for gold By Robb A. Kopp...

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