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Funny Ballad Poems

These Funny Ballad poems are examples of Ballad poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Ballad Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Fluffy, the Fuzzy Bunny Ballad
Hopping across fields of happiness
Early-morning Fluffy rejoices in the edibles of earth
Glowing white and pearly, a real spunky bunny
Points her petite, pink nose upward to...

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Categories: animal, april, celebration, easter,

Ballad of reading gaol
How I wished astronomers to assume and let that the 
   moon is flamboyant and watery and woody-
 Yes assume and experiment with...

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Categories: ballad, inspirational,
Premium Member Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Man
air rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?

ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and...

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Categories: ballad, allegory, anxiety, funny, life,
Premium Member The Jack of Hearts
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Categories: parody, song,
Premium Member Squirm the Germ
Squirm the Germ 

Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...

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Categories: caregiving, child, education, health,

Premium Member Ballad of the Tomato

Some don’t notice that I’m truly fruity
They’ll often add salt, like that’s their duty
Juicy and ripe to my core
Sweeter than you might ask for
I’m sure...

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Categories: ballad, cute, fruit, fun, funny,
Premium Member The Ballad of Villonia Beebe, a Life In Three Parts: Part 1
An Overview

When Villonia Beebe was a baby of three
She got it in her head to trim the Christmas tree.
She lit all the pretty candles,
Tossed the...

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Categories: humor,
Yours and Mine
Your hands as soft as cotton balls
My hands colored like cheese balls

Your hair I always touch
My hair I can't detach

Your eyes I miss each day
My...

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Categories: funny love,
Picture of You
Picture of you
  in my heart
Face of you
  I don't part
In my heart 
  I write your name
In your heart
  I...

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Categories: for her, for him,
Premium Member I Don't Know How To Love Him
Mary Magdalene

The Ballad I Don't Know How To Love Him sung by Yvonne Elliman, from Jesus Christ Superstar

I don't know how to love him
What to...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: religious,
Premium Member The Ballad and Birthday of Janeet
THE BALLAD AND BIRTHDAY OF Janeet


Janeet, 
Janeet;
My sweet, complete;
U laugh reminds me;
So funny;
You beat them tom-toms;
Like the Eveready™ bunny;
Ya! Banker cries out “where’s the money;
Your...

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Categories: ballad, analogy, appreciation, birthday, for
Premium Member The Content of the Character of Donald J Trump
 We really,really really ,see"The content of "The Character" of "D.J.T. DONALD  J TRUMP!!!!!!!!! Who care what the color of "Donald Trumps skin is?...

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Categories: 10th grade, 12th grade,
Bringin Singin
Bringin, Singin,
Sound We're
Leading, Now!

Over With Our Victory, Bounce!

Happy Funny Times Our Lead, Somehow!

We're Bringin Our Singin, To ... Town!!...

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© Mike Reed  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation,
Circus Celeste
The greatest tent with its sparkling light,
the ultimate show of all tonight.
Bears, Scorpions, Bulls, Lions and Crab,
are some of the creatures on the twinkling map.
Aquarians,...

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Categories: 12th grade, appreciation, longing,
Premium Member Ballad For a Sot
A sad sack of a man;
he sits on his balcony rail 
five stories high, facing out 
drunk out of his freakin' mind 
and still drinking!...

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Categories: ballad, drink, funny, humor, imagery,

Book: Shattered Sighs