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Funny Ballad Poems

These Funny Ballad poems are examples of Ballad poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Ballad Funny poems written by international poets.


That aint Cheap
uninvited meddling
intruding on our 
happiness
intruding and meddling
undermining my

who invited you into
the mix
how did you get involved with this
acting like you
supposse to be here
who put you
in...

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Categories: analogy, music,



The Bodyguard's Ballad of Bizarre Behavior

Frank Farmer, with stern, watchful eyes,
Said, "This pop star, I'll keep from surprise!"
But her fans, quite intense,
Caused his hair to condense,
"I just wanted a job,...

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Categories: ballad, film, fun, funny, hilarious,

Eko-Lagos
In Lagos' vibrant mosaic, life abounds,
Multicultural threads, in waters surrounded.
Lovely, funny, and resilient souls reside,
Great leaders emerge, yet hurdles abide.

Morning rush, nighttime chase, ceaseless pace,
Some...

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Categories: africa, courage, engagement, fantasy,

Back From the Dead
I’m having dinner with some friends. Affectionately known as “The Dead”
Staring at their faces, glued firmly in all places.

Who do you think your foolin? Your...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Fluffy, the Fuzzy Bunny Ballad
Hopping across fields of happiness
Early-morning Fluffy rejoices in the edibles of earth
Glowing white and pearly, a real spunky bunny
Points her petite, pink nose upward to...

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Categories: animal, april, celebration, easter,



Ballad of reading gaol
How I wished astronomers to assume and let that the 
   moon is flamboyant and watery and woody-
 Yes assume and experiment with...

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Categories: ballad, inspirational,

Premium Member Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Man
air rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?

ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and...

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Categories: ballad, allegory, anxiety, funny, life,

Premium Member The Jack of Hearts
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Categories: parody, song,

Premium Member Squirm the Germ
Squirm the Germ 

Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...

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Categories: caregiving, child, education, health,

Premium Member Ballad of the Tomato

Some don’t notice that I’m truly fruity
They’ll often add salt, like that’s their duty
Juicy and ripe to my core
Sweeter than you might ask for
I’m sure...

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Categories: ballad, cute, fruit, fun, funny,

Premium Member The Ballad of Villonia Beebe, a Life In Three Parts: Part 1
An Overview

When Villonia Beebe was a baby of three
She got it in her head to trim the Christmas tree.
She lit all the pretty candles,
Tossed the...

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Categories: humor,

Premium Member Yours And Mine
Your hands as soft as cotton balls
My hands colored like cheese balls

Your hair I always touch
My hair I can't detach

Your eyes I miss each day
My...

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Categories: funny love,

Premium Member Picture Of You
Picture of you
  in my heart
Face of you
  I don't part
In my heart 
  I write your name
In your heart
  I...

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Categories: for her, for him,

Premium Member I Don't Know How To Love Him
Mary Magdalene

The Ballad I Don't Know How To Love Him sung by Yvonne Elliman, from Jesus Christ Superstar

I don't know how to love him
What to...

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Categories: religious,

Premium Member The Ballad and Birthday of Janeet
THE BALLAD AND BIRTHDAY OF Janeet


Janeet, 
Janeet;
My sweet, complete;
U laugh reminds me;
So funny;
You beat them tom-toms;
Like the Eveready™ bunny;
Ya! Banker cries out “where’s the money;
Your...

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Categories: ballad, analogy, appreciation, birthday, for


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