Funny Ballad Poems

Some don’t notice that I’m truly fruity
They’ll often add salt, like that’s their duty
Juicy and ripe to my core
Sweeter than you might ask for
I’m sure...

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An Overview

When Villonia Beebe was a baby of three
She got it in her head to trim the Christmas tree.
She lit all the pretty candles,
Tossed the...

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Your hands as soft as cotton balls
My hands colored like cheese balls

Your hair I always touch
My hair I can't detach

Your eyes I miss each day
My...

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Picture of you
  in my heart
Face of you
  I don't part
In my heart 
  I write your name
In your heart
  I...

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Mary Magdalene

The Ballad I Don't Know How To Love Him sung by Yvonne Elliman, from Jesus Christ Superstar

I don't know how to love him
What to...

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I hear them singing,                                           ...

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THE BALLAD AND BIRTHDAY OF Janeet


Janeet, 
Janeet;
My sweet, complete;
U laugh reminds me;
So funny;
You beat them tom-toms;
Like the Eveready™ bunny;
Ya! Banker cries out “where’s the money;
Your...

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 We really,really really ,see"The content of "The Character" of "D.J.T. DONALD  J TRUMP!!!!!!!!! Who care what the color of "Donald Trumps skin is?...

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Bringin, Singin,
Sound We're
Leading, Now!

Over With Our Victory, Bounce!

Happy Funny Times Our Lead, Somehow!

We're Bringin Our Singin, To ... Town!!

...

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The greatest tent with its sparkling light,
the ultimate show of all tonight.
Bears, Scorpions, Bulls, Lions and Crab,
are some of the creatures on the twinkling map.
Aquarians,...

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A sad sack of a man;
he sits on his balcony rail 
five stories high, facing out 
drunk out of his freakin' mind 
and still drinking!...

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Newfoundlanders can row, you should see some of'em go,
when they puts a punt on a pond. 
But I don't like this mess, all this Race...

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Buds Forever

Shorty was a little dog, 
Curly was too. 
They played every day, 
until there was nothing else to do. 

Rolling on the grass, 
digging...

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Puzzles in Pink

Yesterday is just a dream. 
I took you everywhere, 
but you... do not remember. 

My little one, 
you cried and cried. 

We went...

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Home to Rest
(She said, "I love my room." 
The very happy feeling of being home.)

Today, 
my daughter came home. 
She was not crying this time,...

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