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Funny Ballad Poems

These Funny Ballad poems are examples of Ballad poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Ballad Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Ballad of the Tomato

Some don’t notice that I’m truly fruity
They’ll often add salt, like that’s their duty
Juicy and ripe to my core
Sweeter than you might ask for
I’m sure...

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Categories: ballad, cute, fruit, fun, funny,

Premium Member The Ballad of Villonia Beebe, a Life in Three Parts: Part 1
An Overview

When Villonia Beebe was a baby of three
She got it in her head to trim the Christmas tree.
She lit all the pretty candles,
Tossed the...

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Categories: humor,

Premium Member Yours And Mine
Your hands as soft as cotton balls
My hands colored like cheese balls

Your hair I always touch
My hair I can't detach

Your eyes I miss each day

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Categories: funny love,

Premium Member Picture Of You
Picture of you
  in my heart
Face of you
  I don't part
In my heart 
  I write your name
In your heart

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Categories: for her, for him,

Premium Member I Don't Know How to Love Him
Mary Magdalene

The Ballad I Don't Know How To Love Him sung by Yvonne Elliman, from Jesus Christ Superstar

I don't know how to love him
What to...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: religious,

Premium Member Just Believe
I hear them singing,                                           ...

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Categories: angel, heaven, song, together,


My sweet, complete;
U laugh reminds me;
So funny;
You beat them tom-toms;
Like the Eveready™ bunny;
Ya! Banker cries out “where’s the money;

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Categories: ballad, analogy, appreciation, birthday, for

Premium Member The Content Of The Character Of Donald J Trump
 We really,really really ,see"The content of "The Character" of "D.J.T. DONALD  J TRUMP!!!!!!!!! Who care what the color of "Donald Trumps skin is?...

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Categories: 10th grade, 12th grade,

Bringin Singin
Bringin, Singin,
Sound We're
Leading, Now!

Over With Our Victory, Bounce!

Happy Funny Times Our Lead, Somehow!

We're Bringin Our Singin, To ... Town!!


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© Mike Reed  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation,

Circus Celeste
The greatest tent with its sparkling light,
the ultimate show of all tonight.
Bears, Scorpions, Bulls, Lions and Crab,
are some of the creatures on the twinkling map.

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Categories: 12th grade, appreciation, longing,

Premium Member Ballad For A Sot
A sad sack of a man;
he sits on his balcony rail 
five stories high, facing out 
drunk out of his freakin' mind 
and still drinking!...

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Categories: ballad, drink, funny, humor, imagery,

Row Houses
Newfoundlanders can row, you should see some of'em go,
when they puts a punt on a pond. 
But I don't like this mess, all this Race...

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Categories: courage, funny, hero, uplifting,

Premium Member Buds Forever
Buds Forever

Shorty was a little dog, 
Curly was too. 
They played every day, 
until there was nothing else to do. 

Rolling on the grass, 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: childhood, faith, happiness, music,

Premium Member Puzzles in Pink
Puzzles in Pink

Yesterday is just a dream. 
I took you everywhere, 
but you... do not remember. 

My little one, 
you cried and cried. 

We went...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: childhood, daughter, heaven, holiday,

Premium Member Home to Rest
Home to Rest
(She said, "I love my room." 
The very happy feeling of being home.)

my daughter came home. 
She was not crying this time,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allah, angel, appreciation, daughter,