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Premium Member Twas the Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house floor
the mice do play. The cat is wise and starts to chase, this is war.
The mice very nimble and fast invade the cabinets and drawers. 
Into the stockings that hung...Read More
Categories: backside, cat, christmas, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Young Winnie Wild-Hips
Happy Thanksgiving on everyone's lips
Except for those of young Winnie Wild-Hips --
   Her backside so broad
   Most fellows were awed --
When she'd sit down, her clothes ripped ~ so she'd strip 



    ...Read More
Categories: backside, clothes, sexy, silly, thanksgiving,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Love Burns Cold
She stood on tiptoe ...
her hair knot, now unpinned, softly burst,
tawny, gold-streaked tresses tumbling down her shapely form,
coming to sassy rest upon her rounded backside,
and on the cool of his hand, 'bout her waist.

His deft index and middle fingers
twirled her...Read More
Categories: backside, fantasy, love, romantic love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Divine Divorce
Ever find yourself flat on your backside,
knocked clean off your high, lofty horse?
Perhaps it’s just God’s way of granting
you and your pride a divorce.

11/6/19

“Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.” Pro. 16:18...Read More
Categories: backside, god, horse, pride,
Form: Quatrain
Watch Your Fingers
Don’t tell me to watch my mouth online 
Fingers write words ordered by the mind
acting like your backside brings sunshine
telling your demands is a waste of time
I see the first words don’t finish the line
if only you could do the...Read More
Categories: backside, rude,
Form: Rhyme



A Boy goes Viral
Timmy always got along well
with his granny, a literal believer
in the horrors of a fiery Hell
and a daily bible reader, 
except the day when he defied
her and she took a switch to his backside.

That’s when the ten year old 
turned...Read More
Categories: backside, dark, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member We Imagine Who We Want
projecting our wanting love self
we imagine who we want
seeing our forever soul partner
fashioning them out of smoke
sagely ignoring reflective honesty mirrors 

throwing ideas that do not fit
into a hot fiery furnace
ignoring the cries of reality
turning our backside to ashes
crucifying truths...Read More
Categories: backside, love,
Form: Prose Poetry
Forget This War, I Just Want a Cigarette
FORGET THE WAR,  I JUST WANT A CIGARETTE 

Stuck in the middle of no man’s land lying; wrapped in barb
Each movement I make razor sharp edges rips into my garb

The stench is unbelievable; the blood, body parts and more
Is...Read More
Categories: backside, introspection,
Form: Couplet
19 Haikus and the Horse of Freedom
19 HAIKU AND THE HORSE OF FREEDOM

It is never real
Only in the midst of pain
Finally I see 

After the liquor
I am found on the ceiling
crawling to the floor

Let's get on with this
Panic in the avenues
Ominous defeat

Penultimate move
the coyote will win...Read More
Categories: backside, allegory, dark, freedom,
Form: I do not know?
Bums Are Funny
Bums are funny, I don't know why
giggling 'til I nearly cry-

Silly nicknames are so much fun
like fanny, tail, rump or buns

Some are dainty, sweet or cutesy
like heinie, cheeks, and petootsie

Timid hinting at their meanings
“back-end”, “behind”... backward leanings

While some are spunky,...Read More
Categories: backside, funny, humor, humorous, moon, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Not In
The match was lost.
Oh sure, Paine won the toss,
But guess what?

He sent them in.
Flat track, no spin,
Batsmen's big grins.

There was once a young man called Timothy Paine,
Who had the motto "No Paine, No Gain",
But unfortunately,
He found out speedily
The pun, as...Read More
Categories: backside, england, nonsense, satire, sports, youth,
Form: Rhyme
Raspberries


What exactly Nature had in mind when
it put thorns on raspberry canes, except, 
perhaps, to warn a boy that a tempting treat 
like fresh picked berries has its price – that 
a pair of bloody hands and fingers, stained mouth...Read More
Categories: backside, growing up,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member DISCOVERY
He prods..............then feels 
Listens..............taps three times 
Checks my pulse.............starts thinking 
Thinks some more 
Leaves the room without a word ;

It is a bit sore..........a little more pink
Could be serious 
Something needing surgery 
Like Bill Brice’s wallet
Hasn’t bought a round since...Read More
Categories: backside, funny, humorous, life,
Form: Free verse
Mr Epic Generic and DJ Cliche
Derek and Eric said I'm Generic, 
a weird name but I'll wear it,
I'm cool, it's epic, Generic's so original 
like the South Park ginger kid,
"gingers have souls bluur".
 
MC Generic the genius generates 
with DJ Cliche real name Lee Shay...Read More
Categories: backside, metaphor, smart, word play,
Form: Free verse
Food porn

Food porn

I admire the physique of the flesh coloured meat I am about to deplete.
I slowly undress its transparent outfit its now naked, weak and helpless.
I flop the meat onto the counter and start explore its moist allure.
Aroused I start...Read More
Categories: backside, art, bird, body, education, endurance, feelings, food,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Prominent Tongue
I’m just having a good laugh while I still can dude before life takes its heavy grip

Until the community of clowns in disguise tie my tongue to their altar of reason

You think of a genius in the making but I...Read More
Categories: backside, joy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Wish for a Day was Granted
She was sitting on the edge of the bar stool
Not wearing anything but her wings.
I found it curious that no one else seemed
to want a peek and I could not stop peeking.

“What will you have?” the bartender asked.
She was a...Read More
Categories: backside, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, fairy,
Form: Narrative
Mishandled Mahogany
Stop
Shedding and sowing
Begin bracing for burning
In land of melting
Pots

Was
The crews parallax
Of the trees
Which conceives
The lumberjack to
Saw?

Timber!

Reviled
But adored due to bark,
Chopped down and chastised a log mark
Famine yet fervid mouth of hell,
“Rollways”, or “skidways”, dread logs dwell
Bide for a springtime
Deliver

Evil
And wicked...Read More
Categories: backside, africa, black african american, culture, history, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme
Reading Out Loud
Reading Out Loud...

Plus applying index finger as pointer guide
(take that Missus Wells),
who best not take objection, hence let snide
blackboard barbed comment dultifully slide
chalked up and emanating

from gentleman with pride
and prejudice toward third grade teacher,
whose archaic rubric, I no longer abide
when...Read More
Categories: backside, 12th grade, 3rd grade, celebration, confidence, dedication,
Form: Free verse
The man at number ten


“The man at number ten's mowing his lawn!”
“Get off your fat backside and go do ours!”,
she nagged, so off he went, looking forlorn,
she supervised him,in between her glowers.
“The man at number ten's painting his fence!
You said you'd do ours three...Read More
Categories: backside, humor, marriage,
Form: Sonnet
Two Broken Souls, Part II
...“From that day on I was just a damned whore,
two years I spent in that place on my back,
when I had finally paid back what was owed
they tossed me out and they said,’That was that.’

“But somehow word had reached back...Read More
Categories: backside, dark, depression, history, hope, pain, recovery from,
Form: Cowboy
Premium Member Some Kind of Cute
She's like some kinda cute.

She’s like “comic book, best friend next door”, cute.

As if some special, specific sign of wanting without intent.

You feel comfortable and insecure all at once.

And time never seems to move slow enough.

She’s like “dime store, stained...Read More
Categories: backside, beautiful, cute, emotions,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Lock and Key
Timothy had always been a man of laughing joy and conversation	


               -Friendship dialogue communication -


But now there was silence but for a dissonant lonely muted voice

In...Read More
Categories: backside, future,
Form: Free verse
Who We Are part 2
I got it from watching my 60-year-old abuelo come home every night chingotiado from picking cilantro till his hands turned green and purple So that his children’s children could go to school in Tejas. It was sitting on the couch...Read More
Categories: backside, america, appreciation, faith, inspiration, pride, racism,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member SEABED SOAKED
SEABED SOAKED

coconuts float from purple palms
in the tropics
thirsty for its watery alms
wet umbrella

a salad that tosses and turns
a fever burns
consoler massages my burns
my suntan bleek

warm winds cannot compete with skin
red raw and spurned
as you run off with youthful sin
down pebbled...Read More
Categories: backside, humor, lost love,
Form: Rhyme