Belt On My Backside

Used to get a whopping almost every day, Something I did or something I’d say. Nobody how far I ran or tried to hide, I’d end up with a belt on my backside. Used to blame it on some foreign lands, President did and everybody clapped their hands, Still no luck no matter how I tried, I still got a belt on my backside. Came up with a story that’s sad but true, It was everybody elses fault,including you, No matter what I said I was told I lied, So here comes another belt on my backside. Decided to pack my bags and just run away, Left a note saying catch me if you can, I came home but no matter how much I cried, There goes another belt on my backside. I decided to change before it was too late, Did it come from above of a twist of fate, Life is better,now I’ve turned the tide, No more belts on my backside. MARTY L WEST