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Aussies Poems - Poems about Aussies


Premium Member Friendly Aussies
Sixth largest country has an Aussie accent People walk upside down and koalas have bad scents You guessed it Bloody hot it is Don't have to look far if you're looking for a friend...

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Categories: aussies, friendship,
Form: Limerick
Drinking With Aussies For Beginners
I was with a Brit friend the other day Drinking beer and telling stories you might say I was draining stubbies down as an Aussie will Making this mate laugh thinking I was a real dill Ya see in the mother country you drink out of a pint glass And swigging the bottle was uncouth and made you a bit...

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Categories: aussies, drink,
Form: Ballad



Premium Member Hang On Aussies
Australians must have to hang onto things Obviouly they'll float around in space without wings Though cheaper than airfare It's damn cold up there But the washroom is spacious, just let 'er fling...

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Categories: aussies, confusion,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Do Aussies Hop Around Like Kangaroos Do
Do Aussies hop around like kangaroos do as part of their heritage Methinks people who think that probably need a therapist Have it on good authority My Aussie sweetie Maria Says they only hop when needing to pee, sorry that wasn't delicate...

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Categories: aussies, animal, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Love Those Aussies
Often wondered bout people down under Do they have to stand on their heads? Do they have to tie down all their possessions? Is flying off into space a real dread? We hope they all stay attached to the earth We love them and their Koala bears Once I was told by this Australian lady Their breath can sure foul up the...

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Categories: aussies, humorous, tribute,
Form: Quatrain



Premium Member If I Could Talk To the Aussies
I have a couple of internet Friends in Australia We like to joke around some, so I wrote them this, To the tune of "Talk To The Animals" (Dr. Dolittle) If I could talk to the Aussies just imagine it Babbling to a Bloke, in Blokaneses Imagine Bantering with Bludgers Chatting to a Cobber What a neat achievement that would be If I...

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Categories: aussies, humorous, international,
Form: Light Verse
Plonk 4 Aussies
the grip o the grape, sweet flagon solace, a drop of the steam it will do, we's sucking the wine, not much of a crime, just leave that ole flagon there blue... with me Kangaroo dog, i'm out for a jog, the Kangaroos sidestepping away, ole Dan Kinnear is choked down with a Hog, them fowls say the rooster wont play? Dan's flagon is empty, ...

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Categories: aussies, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Aussies
Often wondered bout people down under Do they have to stand on their heads? Do they have to tie down all their possessions? Is flying off into space their dread? We hope they all stay attached to the earth We love them and their cute little bears Once I was told by this Australian lady Their breath can sure foul up the...

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Categories: aussies, friendship, people, people, ,
Form: Quatrain
Nasty Aussies
Nasty Aussies Nasty critters do we have Under the Southern Cross Deadly Funnel Web Spider Deadly Blue ringed octopus Box jelly fish might get you (deadly) Great white shark eat you too (nice fella) Our Redback spider nips a bit (burns like hot coal) And Possums in the...

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Categories: aussies, adventure
Form: Rhyme

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