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Friendly Aussies

Sixth largest country has an Aussie accent
People walk upside down and koalas have bad scents
You guessed it
Bloody hot it is
Don't have to look far if you're looking for a friend

Categories: aussies, friendship,
Form: Limerick

Drinking With Aussies For Beginners

I was with a Brit friend the other day
Drinking beer and telling stories you might say
I was draining stubbies down as an Aussie will
Making this mate laugh thinking I was a real dill

Ya see in the mother country you drink out of a pint glass
And swigging the bottle was uncouth and made you a bit

Categories: aussies, drink,
Form: Ballad

Hang On Aussies

Australians must have to hang onto things
Obviouly they'll float around in space without wings
Though cheaper than airfare
It's damn cold up there
But the washroom is spacious, just let 'er fling

Categories: aussies, confusion,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Do Aussies Hop Around Like Kangaroos Do

Do Aussies hop around like kangaroos do as part of their heritage
Methinks people who think that probably need a therapist
Have it on good authority
My Aussie sweetie Maria
Says they only hop when needing to pee, sorry that wasn't delicate

Categories: aussies, animal, fun,
Form: Limerick

Love Those Aussies

Often wondered bout people down under
Do they have to stand on their heads?
Do they have to tie down all their possessions?
Is flying off into space a real dread?

We hope they all stay attached to the earth
We love them and their Koala bears
Once I was told by this Australian lady
Their breath can sure foul up the

Categories: aussies, humorous, tribute,
Form: Quatrain

If I Could Talk To the Aussies

I have a couple of internet Friends in Australia
We like to joke around some, so I wrote them this,
To the tune of "Talk To The Animals"  (Dr. Dolittle)


If I could talk to the Aussies
just imagine it
Babbling to a Bloke, in Blokaneses
Imagine Bantering with Bludgers
Chatting to a Cobber
What a neat achievement that would be

If I

Categories: aussies, humorous, international,
Form: Light Verse

Plonk 4 Aussies

the grip o the grape,
sweet flagon solace,
a drop of the steam it will do,
we's sucking the wine,
not much of a crime,
just leave that ole flagon there blue...

with me Kangaroo dog,
 i'm out for a jog,
the Kangaroos sidestepping away,
ole Dan Kinnear is choked down with a Hog,
them fowls say the rooster wont play?

Dan's flagon is empty,

Categories: aussies, adventure,
Form: Rhyme

Aussies

Often wondered bout people down under
Do they have to stand on their heads?
Do they have to tie down all their possessions?
Is flying off into space their dread?

We hope they all stay attached to the earth
We love them and their cute little bears
Once I was told by this Australian lady
Their breath can sure foul up the

Categories: aussies, friendship, people, people, ,
Form: Quatrain

Nasty Aussies

Nasty Aussies

Nasty critters do we have 
Under the Southern Cross
Deadly Funnel Web Spider
Deadly Blue ringed octopus

Box jelly fish might get you         (deadly)
Great white shark eat you too    (nice fella)
Our Redback spider nips a bit    (burns like hot coal)
And Possums in the

Categories: aussies, adventure
Form: Rhyme