Humorous August Poems
These Humorous August poems are examples of August poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of August Humorous poems written by international poets.
Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle WorkoutRigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout
Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to derrière issuing
melodious flatulence classical tunes,
yours truly renown buttuck blaster,
possesses...
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Categories:
august, 12th grade, absence, appreciation,
Got Your Fluff Again"Got your fluff again"
(for purpose of this poem
pronounce last word uh gain).
The missus uttered
aforementioned phrase
as she pulled a clump of my hair
from out the clogged...
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Categories:
appreciation, august, dad, father,
Once Again Besieged By Fruit FliesOnce again besieged by fruit flies
Pestiferous infestation quite
argh apartment unit b44
plagued with plight
analogously linkedin to phenomena
experienced within outer limits
of the twilight...
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Categories:
anger, animal, august, creation,
AugustAugust finds me on the sun deck
Ugly sweat running down my neck
Great time to jump into the pool
Using the blue water is so cool
Swimming I...
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Categories:
august, friend, fun, summer, sun,
Year-Round LoveJanuary…new year, new me.
Met you and now I’m happy.
We watched the ball drop and kissed at midnight.
My February Valentine
hearts and flowers because you’re mine
as...
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Categories:
august, christmas, easter, halloween, independence
Eccentric Kook's Reasonable Rhyme ZigzagsEccentric kook's reasonable rhyme zigzags
Doggone poet laureate
wannabe his index finger wags
nonverbally naysaying those,
who doubt mine posthumous
fame and fortune, which snags
eternal renown within pantheon
of storied writers...
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Categories:
absence, august, blessing, cool,
Just AugustSummer is ending
hot days filled with outside fun,
our sleeping in late.
August ends our days off ~ done,
back to school we must...
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Categories:
august, day, fun, school, sleep,
Aves AppetiserHow dare goddamn Laura divorce him
After thirty years arduous pre dawn sacrifice
Menopause made her dismiss...
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Categories:
anger, august, beach, character,
I Am Ill Eke Quipped To Dusk Hoover Dawn Ting Task of BadinageThis hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
nsync as acceptable literary playfulness,
no matter figurative persiflage
bespeaks,...
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Categories:
august, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Quirky Suave UnitarianAfter most recent shower,
and particularly washing hair
(then shaking head
analogous to sopping wet dog
drying her/himself after a bath),
I immediately said helloo
to Long lasting fragrance Suave
essentials Daily...
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Categories:
appreciation, august, care, color,
No Relief In AugustIf you think July is bad,
Perhaps you have forgot.
There’s no relief in August.
It’s really just as hot.
Even if you like the heat,
There’s just no celebration.
Unless...
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Categories:
august, anxiety, fire, humorous, introspection,
Avid Bookworms On the LooseThe American Library Association
implores cognoscenti tubby alert
for impersonators, who
call themselves Ernie and Bert
...
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Categories:
adventure, august, books, courage,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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Categories:
august, 12th grade, character, hope,
Summer's BingeLate summer is a challenge for me.
Every year I’m overwhelmed with desire,
when passing fruit stands, vegetable stands,
and even farm wagons on front lawns,
overflowing with fresh...
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Categories:
august, food, humorous,
Bloody Leftist a Wrist Tuck CratBloody leftist a wrist tuck crat!
Fingers of left hand cried freedom,
detached themselves and declared
mutiny gesticulating thumb thing
awful, than furiously haughtily
prancing, skittering, zipping,...
as self important independent...
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Categories:
august, 11th grade, 12th grade,