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Quirky suave Unitarian

After most recent shower, and particularly washing hair (then shaking head analogous to sopping wet dog drying her/himself after a bath), I immediately said helloo to Long lasting fragrance Suave essentials Daily Clarifying Deep cleansing Shampoo, which permeated mine scalp facilitating healthy follicles. More so frothy lather upon noggin after getting rinsed out yielded bounteous, luscious, luxurious, and marvelous full bodied tresses reminiscent when yours truly an adolescent, a veritable long haired pencil necked geek whose hirsute trademark still characterizes atypical sexagenarian above mentioned characteristic still (after scores of years) emblematic of this enigmatic poetaster. Ever since being in utero soon after seminal fusion insync with fallopian tube bearing ova begot zygote courtesy said gametes, and engendered silent boom after piercing zona pellucida creating microscopic flume, nevertheless collection of cells coalescing into embryo eventually manifesting into yours truly, I painstakingly took minuscule comb and brush to groom, and dreaded most fearfully being locked, where pair of outsize scissors did loom threatening to cut thick, what could best be envisioned analogous to imperceptible fancy plume hich features specific feature drew medical community (i.e. namely human reproductive specialists) constituted extensive expanse within blastocyst very limited room crowd sourcing out rivaling curious onlookers formerly geared up to espy King Tutankhamun's tomb can you dear reader believe a hairy globule within the womb became global attraction viz - of a young fecund Harriet Harris, cuz about nine months later out the birth canal I did zoom.

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