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Avid Bookworms On The Loose

The American Library Association implores cognoscenti tubby alert for impersonators, who call themselves Ernie and Bert took a page from Sesame Street Playbook oft times accompanied by a Soundcloud of dirt, boot none other then Pigpen, (who worked for Peanuts), and pay-dirt, though dismissed, cuz he did not exert true grit, plus more seriously scandalous sordid details suppressed kept from press, (which scurrilous breach of conduct) involved said scallywag violating more than flirt discovered in prurient compromised activity, where his skin flute encircled, with an ambrosia girt transgressions possibly affected public television station benefactors, and sterling reputation of bottom line, nor hurt locker talk (albeit via exaggerated mainly to make a profit) sounding proper sanctimonious Cliff (hanging) notes, asper faux expected by a "FAKE" trumpeting prophet, sans motley crue comic stripped of more'n motion picture PG ratings, hence future lurid, graphic, banal, ampersand (&) dressing room banter muted, disallowed, and banned so storied characters birthed by Charles Shulz, (who passed away prior to near canned aforementioned indiscretion debacle) returning amidst fanfare hoopla much as possible grand jour "Making Peanuts Great Again" hand diddly restoring full metal paperback jacketed glory and apple pie order land ding rebirth of cherished popular iconic easy to digest bookworm feed which unexpectedly, inadvertently, and horrifyingly brewed ferocious breed on par with the Alaskan Bull Worm, whereat armed guards strategically stationed at libraries entrances indeed aware voracious young readers, would pay no heed to any obstacle, and such unstoppable ravishing knowledge hungry kids did exceed capacity security details dashed away, faster then Clifford the big red dog re: oh speed wagon in toto (oz suppose) to escape paginated bound woes, but especially to flee bozos not tubby confused with Bezos - (the richest cat on planet Earth), whose cashiered spigot flows née gushes without any need to faucet.

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