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Assembly Member Irwin Slaves

Now This!

Individual Housing Units – Thousand Oaks
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Stepup.org auctioneers of slaves in Ventura County 

Unincorporated districts outward from Camarillo assembly of value will not rent slave to governor without extortion.


Assembly Member Irwin 
Are you ready to submit the report on earnings 
To Congress?

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tip of the cap's

how to be
while i am offer out of your tongue
spoken past
today no cast
mold in the dye
laughter and decaying denile
locked in a single soaring, owner
prevailing gumption
detailing winded engine
haunts of limber war
hauling the desert core
i seek and ask of neither bother
nor trolling auctioneers limbs
in a midst, a twist and astair

Premium Member what are you auctoining today

Auctioneers have quite a simple job
They must make wares sound outstandingly wonderful
In 1816 a really great one sold Sir Issac Newton’s tooth
For a marvelously crazy price –
Three thousand seven hundred and eighty five dollars.
The nobleman who bought it had it put into a ring.
His wife left him.


Premium Member Fast Talker

Fast Talker
By: Miracle Man
6/3/2024

The goods being sold
never seemed to matter,   
For her speech was “Faster
than small town chatter”.
An auctioneers voice
was her greatest asset,
and “she could talk the legs
off a chair” I bet.
“She speaks ten words a second,
with gusts to fifty”
But when it came to talent
she wuz sho nuf nifty.

Premium Member Weekend Memory

Late 1940s England

the square
   was packed
& the high street full
meat&veg seemed plentiful

market barkers
  drew the queues
with jokes
         impromptu

shoppers filed
     neat& formal
in sainsburys greggs
  & home colonial

the bacon slicer
  shuttled back& forth
rashers scaled
 in halves&fourths

bread mealed smooth&strong
   butter patted shaped oblong
cheese cut with twangy wire
 toasted later on an open fire

ham sliced from the bone
 spuds bagged    weighed in stones
tea from open square tins
 packet-served with a welcome grin

'woollies' snackbar smells
  'elevenses'  hunger time to quell
one mug of ovaltine must'nt dally
so shortcut thru' market alley

where auctioneers tones rise&fall
 above the sheep&cattle stalls
  then off homewards at a trot
 last pennies spent in feaseys   sweetshop

on the train bridge 'spotted' numbers new
waited    whilst the 'cutler' raced thru'
 along pebble brook   time to climb a tree
    on this day  shopping was made coupon-free

Premium Member Lovestock Instock

                In our evolution

                we’re ever forced to chart,

                with compass and the Master’s rule,

                our lonely, needy heart.


                Biogenic engineers,

                legofederal bankoneers,

                psychologic auctioneers:

                WHO GOES IN THE STIRRUPS.


                By our constitution

                we’re challenged from above:

                the value of the sexes,

                the cost, the price of love.


Premium Member Market Day

the square
   was packed
& the high street full
meat&veg seemed plentiful

market barkers
  drew the queues
with jokes
         impromptu

shoppers filed
     neat& formal
in sainsburys greggs
  & home colonial

the bacon slicer
  shuttled back& forth
rashers scaled
 in halves&fourths

bread mealed smooth&strong
   butter patted shaped oblong
cheese cut with twangy wire
 toasted later on an open fire

ham sliced from the bone
 spuds bagged    weighed in stones
tea from open square tins
 packet-served with a welcome grin

'woollies' snackbar smells
  'elevenses'  hunger time to quell
one mug of ovaltine must'nt dally
so shortcut thru' market alley

where auctioneers tones rise&fall
 above the sheep&cattle stalls
  then off homewards at a trot
 last pennies spent in feaseys   sweetshop

on the train bridge 'spotted' numbers new
waited    whilst the 'cutler' raced thru'
 along pebble brook   time to climb a tree
    on this day  shopping was made coupon-free

A Rare American Coin

This coin depicting a head of man with laurel
is a rare treasure from the American History,
as an auctioneer I could sell it for a large
sum of money: its estimated price is over 
two-thousand-dollars, it shows it was minted 
in eighteen-ninety-four, come forward and bid!

I found it among pennies I saved for rainy days,
there must be at least four thousand of them;
my collection includes contemporary silver dollars,
many generations must pass to accumulate value...
any other collector would action them any day!

I jealously hold onto them to own a piece of History:
how they glitter in glass cases on my walls!
I may donate them to the American History
Museum in Manhattan and see them on display!

Many auctioneers would love to get hold of my silver coin, 
their mind is set solely on greed, not thinking of its history
which can unravel fascinating details about of its minting process;
the unknown artisan was very skilled in itching date and image 
on both sides to testify the greatness and wealth of this nation,
but Americans don't realize that they are very wealthy indeed!

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